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“Revolting” roared Tony Atkins, an influential swing voter from North Betoota.

Earlier today, Tony was sitting on a flight from Brisbane to Betoota when the passenger sitting in the seat behind him placed their filthy, hairy and unkept foot on his armrest.

“I didn’t feel it, I smelt it”

“I was just sitting there minding my own business, breathing pleasantly, when all of a sudden this pungent smell wafted up”

“I looked around to see where it was coming from and there it was!”

“This…this…HIPPY was resting their mangey foot on my arm rest! Can you believe that?”

“I mean, how low do you have to be to subject another human to your foot smell?”

“And a dirty one at that?”

Mr. Atkins then went on to say that people shouldn’t be allowed on planes, or any transport where people are trapped in a confined space, if they haven’t showered.

More to come.


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