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Donald Trump today banned the US government from giving funding to health groups that offer counselling surrounding health issues that involve women’s private parts, such as their pussies.
The President signed an order reinstating the “global gag rule”, which denies US foreign aid to groups who “perform or actively promote grabbing women by the pussies and doing stuff that old Republican men don’t agree with
He was photographed signing the bill in the Oval Office, flanked by eight members of his staff, all of whom are men and all whom disagree with a woman’s choice to allow trained professionals to go near their pussies even if they have the consent of the women who wants them to go near their pussies, unless they are professional reality TV stars.
Vice President and anti-abortion campaigner Mike Pence, chief of staff Reince Priebus, his son-in-law Jared Kushner and top advisor and former far-right website owner Steve Bannon were all present to soak in the monumental victory.
