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In their latest fuck you to Michael John Coleman, the Order of Australia Council has snubbed the 45-year-old father again for his services to shooting local speed cameras.
Mr Coleman is beloved in his community for his tireless work against the toad-throated pigs who run this state from Number 1 William Street.
Since 2004, when Coleman first took up the community service of shooting speed cameras, he’s been nominated for an Order of Australia Medal for doing it. It’s estimated by the Queensland Government that the actions of Mr Coleman have cost them millions upon millions in damages and lost revenue from speeding fines.
But Mr Coleman said he doesn’t care about the government, he just cares about the wellbeing of his community.
“I think it’s a load of shit,” said Coleman.
He volatile Gemini spoke briefly to The Advocate this afternoon via telephone.
“I’d never shoot a person, unless it was that fucking Clancy Overell at your paper. That big fucken leftie has NO IDEA what it’s like out here in the REAL FUCKING WORLD. God, he boils my piss, that cunt does, by Christ! I’d fucken do him in, I fucking would. By Christ,”
“I’m going to keep shooting speed cameras until the cops put me down. I hate those things. I love Ipswich and I hate those government cunts in Brisbane, those fucking cunts!”
Our reporter then thanked Mr Coleman for his time but they had enough.
“Fuck you, too then.”
More to come.
