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THE ATTORNEY-GENERAL’S office has drafted alcohol plain packaging legislation which is due to go before parliament in the coming weeks.
Samples of the new branding were released by the Attorney-General Senator George Brandis QC this morning during a press conference in Canberra.
The proposed warning labels will be similar in design to the existing cigarette packets labels but will use more colloquial language.
Nearly every aspect of the alcohol industry would be affected by the new laws, which could effectively outlaw the sponsorship, advertising and branding of alcoholic products.
This latest government campaign has been met with outrage from the alcohol manufacturing and hospitality industries, calling the proposed measures “illegal” and “un-Australian”.
“Most people can’t be bothered being angry with this current government,” said Isisford publican Ron Kelly.
“But this legislation is taking the piss,”
“I’m torn – as a middle-aged man living in a remote town, I will always vote for the Coalition government,”
“But I can’t, in good conscience, vote for these pelicans again – I’m throwing my ballot paper in the Barcoo!”
Cigarettes and other tobacco products have been subject to plain packaging laws since December 2012 – the result of a campaign spearheaded by former Attorney-General, Nicola Roxon.
Roxon was criticised by the media and global tobacco brands for “letting emotion” get in the way of “good policy” as she made plain packaging her personal mission because her father died of smoking-related cancer.
Senator Brandis has also been painted with the same brush by the media this morning when asked if this campaign was personal.
“Alcohol is the most harmful drug in Australian society,” said Brandis.
“My own personal experiences with alcohol in law school were not good,”
“While people like Bob Hawke embraced the drinking culture at Oxford – I was on the other side,”
“They called me Candy Brandy.”
Candy Brandy can go and get fucked hey, first plain packaging on the filth snags and now trying to mess with a mans beers. Try changing the packaging on a 30 can block of green demons over my dead body you nanny state fucks.
No packaging I say, just put it in a plastic bag and hand it out.