A loudmouth Irish bloke who keeps singing Danny Boy and talking about ‘our boy’ is probably the last person you want to sit next to during this fight, it has been confirmed.

Ahead of what has been described as a ‘billion dollar fight’ between the two fighters, publicans around the country are currently having to defuse countless altercations between Irish and non-Irish combat sports fans.

The Irish Embassy to Australia has issued a statement today, apologising in advance for the next couple hours.

“Conor’s got nathin’ ter worry aboyt. ‘e’s a rayle fighter. dat mayweather is nathin’ but show. He’s all fookin show” says Bondi Junction local, Paddy O’Brien.

”Arr boy Conor is gun to nook that kont out”

But it isn’t just the predominantly Celtic Australian concreting industry that are making the bold claims. The nation’s female traffic controllers, PR account managers and barstaff agree as well.

“Anyone who thinks the American will win is aving a fookin larf” said Maeve Shanassy (18) a fruit picker currenty living in the Riverina.

“Arr boy Conor as got this”


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