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Local Milf, Catrina Deardan (41) is completely unaware that she is the sole reason her teenage son’s schoolmates are having extra long showers before dinner.
The mother of three – who is seemingly ignorant to how fucking hot she is – also has a similar affect on her teenage neighbour, Tim. Another close friend of her fourteen year old son, Richie.
In fact, she’s been so friendly of late that she has been signed on for a seconds season of Tim’s perverted wet dreams.
Speaking to The Betoota Advocate today, Tim says he reckon Catrina’s son, Richard, definitely knows how hot his mum his.
“He definitely knows. Like, she’s so hot,”
“Everyone knows how hot she is,”
While Tim acknowledges that Richard’s mum probably has non-stop sex with her new husband, like, 24/7 – He also thinks that it probably isn’t that much of a stretch to the imagination that she probably wants to have sex with him too.
“She put her hand on my leg the other day when we were having breakfast after I stayed over. So, yeah…”
“I think she’s into younger guys. She’s definitely on-board for next season
While it is hard to tell as to whether or not Catrina Deardon is the same as the milf’s that Tim sees in the adult movies he watches every night, he says that his imagination is doing a pretty job of visualising her naked for now.
Tim’s father says he doesn’t blame the young fella.
“She she’s definitely a good sort. There’s no doubt about that,”
“Its the type of thing that would have kept me up late when I was his age… His poor mother is basically snapping his blankets in half these days,”
Well starch me laundry!!!!!!!!!!!