Malcolm Has Tantrum As Lucy Suggests They Go To Australian-Themed NYC Bar To Watch Roosters
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"It starts WHEN?" asked Malcolm loudly in his barrister's voice.
"Half past five in the morning? Are you mad? And of all the places,...
Report: Shania Had Almost Unachievably High Standards In Hindsight
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A recent report by the School Of Social Sciences at the University Of Queensland has found that prominent late 1990s country pop...
Mark Knight: “I Actually Have Lots Of African-American Friends”
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The cartoonist at the centre of worldwide condemnation has defended his work this morning by revealing he actually has...
“Burning Man Used To Be Way Better” Says Darwin Woman Who Went To Burning Man Two Years Ago
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A Darwin-based social worker who's entire personality is based around the fact that she took heaps of acid in...
Report: Ricky Gervais Least Healthy Looking Vegetarian
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Comedian and owner of the world’s most boisterous laugh, Ricky Gervais has recently been identified as the least healthy...
Man Who Went To See Trevor Noah For The Edgy Jokes Disappointed To Learn He’s A Bit Of A Pussy
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Bradley Bambach likes to think that he tiptoes along the line with his humour.
The 28-year-old account manager at a boutique, bespoke agency in...
British Game Show With Celebrities Ultimately Unconcerned About Actually Playing
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A British game show featuring a panel of celebrities has confused viewers once again, as the host and contestants...
Australian Living In London Looks Forward To Having Couch Back When Summer Ends
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Aussie ex-pat, Annabel Livingstone, has been living in London for the best part of three years, meaning she has...
Trump Admits He Should’ve At Least Offered Stormy Daniels An Internship Before Their Affair
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Former personal attorney for President Donald Trump, Michael Cohen is at the centre of a number of scandals involving payments to silence two...
Trevor Noah Not Exactly A Fucking Oil Painting Himself
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A prominent overseas comedian with a head like an adolescent Benjamin Button is apparently a pretty good authority on modern beauty, it has...
