Royal Baby Takes Spotlight Off UN Report That He’ll Live Longer Than 1 Million Other Species
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Roughly a million species across the planet have been disappointed today, after a plea for help on their behalf unfortunately was made...
“Mum And Bub Doin Well” Posts Prince Harry In First Ever Instagram Photo Of Baby Aubrey
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Prince Harry has once again proven that royals can in fact be everyday people, in his newest instagram post announcing the birth of...
“Soldier” By Destiny’s Child Pulled From Australian Airwaves For Promoting Toxic Masculinity
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Content warning: this article discusses that east coast slang that us country girls we like
Radio stations all around the world have started...
800-Year-Old Sacred Djab Wurrung Trees Not French Enough For Hipsters To Be Upset About
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The disastrous fire of two old towers that may or may not have been up to fire code in an old Cathedral that...
Kim K’s Claims Of Studying Law Verified After She Mentions It In Every Conversation She’s Had
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It has been confirmed today that Kim Kardashian West is without doubt currently studying law.
The confirmation comes after the celebrity posted on...
Tragic Notre Dame Fire Provides Perfect Excuse To Rehash Old Photos From 2013 Eurotrip
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Australia's wanderlust-enthusiasts are today arguably as heartbroken as the Parisians over a catastrophic fire that engulfed Notre Dame cathedral, gutting and destroying the...
Julian Assange Arrested On Charges Of Not Shutting The Fuck Up About All That Shit
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Wikileaks co-founder Julian Assange was arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy in London last night, on what many believe is a blatant attack on...
WrestleMania 2019 Overshadowed By Heavily Manufactured Plot Twists In MAFS Finale
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The world's biggest event in the wrestling calendar has today been overshadowed by a humble Australian reality television show.
Vince McMahon and the...
Local Man On Bucks Party In Vegas Pleads The 5th On Phone Call Back Home
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Nathan Jones has surprised his girlfriend this afternoon by referencing the United States Constitution instead of answering her simple question.
It’s believed Bridget Watts,...
PETA Criticises SnapChat For Perpetuating Offensive Stereotype That Dogs Are Basic
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After deciding to avoid doing anything about the 500,000 head of cattle that drowned tragically in North Wet Queensland this month, PETA are...
