Western Society Now Dictated By Blokes Who Look Like An Uncle That Starts Shit At Christmas
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Boris Johnson has been named the next British Prime Minister in what has been described as another much-needed win for husky guys who...
Dastyari Wondering If He Needs To Start Getting Involved In This Mack Horton Sun Yang Thing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Former Labor Party Spokesperson on Chinese Affairs, Sam Dastyari has today made a few phone calls.
The exiled former Labor Senator did so...
Hollywood Celebrates 50th Anniversary Of Their Greatest Achievement Yet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Hollywood, the home of the US film industry is today basking in its own glow.
This comes as the world celebrates the 50th...
President Trump Condemned For Offensive Cronulla-Bumper-Sticker-Like Tweets
President Trump is being condemned by colleauges from both the Democratic and Republican parties for using social media to share offensive vitriol that most...
Wow! We Put This Pacific Nation Into FaceApp’s Ageing Filter And It Completely Disappeared
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In a sad story breaking out of The Betoota Advocate's newsroom this afternoon, the new FaceApp has handed out a crippling reality check...
Little Mermaid Was Originally Filipino, Confirms Disney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The artists behind the original animation of the 1989 incarnation of the Little Mermaid have today entered the debate surrounding the casting of...
Malcolm Roberts Takes Parliamentary Leave In Bid To Storm Area 51
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
One Nation Senator and self-appointed Minister for National and International Conspiracy Theories Malcolm Roberts, has today announced that he'll be taking leave for...
Untrustworthy Nature Documentary Not Even Narrated By David Attenborough
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Recent nature documentaries are undergoing a new trend, moving away from the natural effervescent symphony of nature to shoving in our noses how...
Australian Asserts Authority Overseas By Reminding Them Their Coffee Sucks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Australian traveller Bonnie Henderson (28) has asserted authority over our colonial overlords today by reminding the English their coffee really does suck.
Ordering a...
Gus Visits Rome To Discuss Moving Origin To Only Place Fitting For This Gladiatorial Spectacle
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The iconic Phil 'Gus' Gould has touched down in Sydney just in time for the final State of Origin game tonight.
Set to...
