Planet Still Looking For Way To Highlight Scientific Facts Without Upsetting Old White Cunts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The overpopulated residents of the environmentally strained planet of Earth, are now at a loss of what to do to present concerning and...
Neopet Starves To Death After 15 Years Of Neglect
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact
In a shocking case of animal abuse it has been confirmed today a unconfirmed number of digital domesticated animals known as Neopets have...
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau Now Linked To The 2009 Jackson 5 Skit On Hey Hey It’s Saturday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Justin Trudeau is scrambling to halt further damage to his re-election campaign after being met with wave of racist incidents from his past.
Less...
Stressed Holiday Organiser Says You Can Pick The Fucking Hostel Next Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
After achieving the milestone of finishing highschool as friends, a group of young mates have now finally begun tackling the milestone of finishing...
Cotton-Wool-Wrapped Gen-Z Hasn’t Even Had Cartoons Interrupted By Planes Flying Into Towers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As of tomorrow, there will be legal adults walking the planet who were not alive when the twin towers came down.
It's been 18...
New Movie Casts Christopher Walken As Cheeky But Loveable Father Figure With A Dark Side
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In entertainment news today, a new movie has been announced casting Christopher Walken in an exciting new role.
That role will be in...
Peter Dutton Ecstatic About Being Able To Refer To Zimbabwe As Rhodesia Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australian Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has an extra spring in his step this week, claiming his job just got a whole lot...
60 Minutes Calls Up Pauline Hanson To Analyse Meghan Markle’s Standing In The Royal Family
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Flagship Channel 9 Current Affairs program 60 Minutes has wowed viewers today with the teaser 'for the most unmissable show ever.'
The program...
England Also Claim Rhianna
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In some breaking news out of the currently imploding isle of 'Great' Britain, England has today laid claim to another talented performer.
Continuing...
“Burning Man Used To Be Way Better” Says Darwin Woman Who Went To Burning Man Two Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Darwin-based social worker who's entire personality is based around the fact that she took heaps of acid in the Nevada desert...
