Wallabies Fan In Tokyo Dreams Of The Day It’s Alright For Him To Pass Out Drunk In Australia
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
A Betoota Dolphin’s prop who is on his first international trip has this evening declared that he’s going to move to Japan,...
Military Strategists Praise Move To Abandon People Fighting Against The Enemy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In some positive news for the President of The United States and the Prime Minister of Australia, military strategists and experts have today...
You’ve Heard Of ‘Fat-Shaming’ And ‘Slut-Shaming’ But What About ‘Race-Shaming’?
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT
I wish I didn’t have to write this article. I wish I didn’t have to make a case of basic human rights in...
Peter Dutton Panics After Accidentally Picking On Someone Bigger Than He Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For the first time since he found himself on the losing end of two leadership spills in one week, The Minister Of Home...
Long-Awaited Sequel To ‘The Great Depression’ Begins Pre-Production
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Fans of drama get ready!
After years of audience speculation, several world leaders have confirmed that a sequel to the iconic Great Depression of...
UN Liveability Report Finds Every Nation Deserves The Dignity Of At Least One Fijian Winger
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A new report has been released by the United Nations today, with one particular finding of note.
The Liveability Report ranks cities and countries...
Japanese PM Admits Greatest Shame Is Allowing Grown Men To Drive Around As Nintendo Characters
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
In an exclusive interview with The Advocate, Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, has opened up about his biggest regret in his time as...
Wallabies Fan Drinking 9% Tinnie On The Train Shudders Imagining This Being Allowed Back Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A young Wallabies fan touring Japan has had a shocking thought today.
Sipping upon a 9% Strong Zero, a popular drink made from...
Justin Trudeau’s Blackface Scandals Disappear After Hiring Chris Lilley As PR Crisis Manager
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | CONTACT
During a crisis, it is commonplace for high profile figures to seek assistance from the cream of the crop, especially if the cream...
Media Kinda Loses Interest In Global Pedophile Ring Run By Billionaire Who Broke His Own Neck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Global media giants have effectively stopped reporting on the billionaire sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, not even two months after his body was discovered in...
