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Louis Burke | Culture | Contact Comedian and owner of the world’s most boisterous laugh, Ricky Gervais has recently been identified as the least healthy looking vegetarian anyone has ever seen in a sixteen-year independent study. Following his first comedy special in eight years, the highly revered writer and comedian shared with the audience how his love for animals means he...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Bradley Bambach likes to think that he tiptoes along the line with his humour. The 28-year-old account manager at a boutique, bespoke agency in Betoota's Old City District has been partial to a joke that hasn't flown in the past. So, that's why he likes to get down to see some live comedy that really pushes the boundaries of what...

Louis Burke | Culture | Contact A British game show featuring a panel of celebrities has confused viewers once again, as the host and contestants seem ultimately unconcerned about answering questions, scoring points and just playing the alleged game in general. The quiz show titled The Cheeky Buggers Club is most known for being the show that is usually on the...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Aussie ex-pat, Annabel Livingstone, has been living in London for the best part of three years, meaning she has seen her fair share of European Summers. And while this may sound like paradise for any Australian slumming it through Australia’s driest winter on record, for Annabel it is an absolute punish. Not because the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Former personal attorney for President Donald Trump, Michael Cohen is at the centre of a number of scandals involving payments to silence two women who allege they had sexual encounters with Trump before he was president. While it is absolutely disgraceful for a President to have ever had a sexual relationship outside of wedlock, it is also disgusting to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A prominent overseas comedian with a head like an adolescent Benjamin Button is apparently a pretty good authority on modern beauty, it has been confirmed. While looks aren't everything, a recent poll on Australians of all racial backgrounds has found that Trevor Noah has a head like a kicked in biccie tin. Trevor Noah, host of the poorly revamped The...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just days after meeting with US President Donald Trump in Helskini, Vladimir Putin has taken some time off to relax with friends this afternoon on the banks of the mighty Myoka River in St Petersberg. Witnesses say the Russian President picked up half a box of local lager from a nearby chemist, changed into his favourite velour tracksuit and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Following the vaguely confirmed rumours that Russia might have interfered with the 2016 Presidential election, journalists around the country are relishing in the chance to use their new favourite word EDIT** Following the vaguely confirmed rumours that Russia might have MEDDLED with the 2016 Presidential election, journalists around the country are relishing in the chance to use their new favourite...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The President of The United States is apparently now questioning his position as the most powerful man in the world, after seeing crowds of anti-Brexiters protesting his existence in London. Hundreds of thousands of protestors have gathered in central London on Friday, intent on mocking U.S. President Donald Trump on his only full day of business with British leaders on what...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In the good news story of the year, the stranded junior Thai Football team known as the ‘Wild Boars’ have finally been rescued today. Thai Authorities have thanked all those involved in the rescue operations and extended a special thank you to Brazilian footballer and expert diver Neymar. Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior (commonly known as Neymar) who featured for...