Drug Dealer Who Sells To 30% Of Town Can’t Be Blamed For Ice Plague Coz He Only Smokes 1.3%
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
On the lower half of the lower-mid Queensland Coast sits a troubled town by the name of Gymboolture.
Like most regional epicentres in...
Australians Left Feeling Confused After Seeing A Prime Minister Do Something During A Disaster
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Australians are once again feeling weirded out by New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, after she immediately addressed the nation following...
Disney+ To Create More Realistic Prince Who Is In Elite Paedophile Sex Ring
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Proving they are for all children, entertainment conglomerate The Walt Disney Company continues to fill their movies with the most financially viable representation...
Unemployed Influencer Captions Latest Holiday Pic As A ‘Much Needed Break’
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local influencer Ashley Stein is spending yet another weekend in Vanuatu, courtesy of her much older boyfriend, Adam.
The twenty-two-year-old has kept her...
“I’m All Good But Thanks Bro” Jesus Tells Kanye
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Jesus Christ has today announced that he is distancing himself from self-proclaimed creative genius Kanye West after the release of Kanye’s latest album,...
“Kanye’s New Album Sucks!” Says White Girl Who Just Wishes He’d Do Another Song With Maroon 5
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A early wave millennial who really enjoyed Kanye West's music before he got all black and political has today now criticised his new...
England Fans Ecstatic After Defeating Backwater English Colony In Game That England Invented
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of England is reportedly over the moon after winning a game they invented a while back.
This comes after the English...
Homesick Wallabies Fan Craving A Meat Pie In Japan Chases Down Some Horse Sashimi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A young Wallabies fan abroad has been craving a little slice of home for a few days now.
So, the Queensland man named...
British Empire Enjoys One Last Win
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The British empire has enjoyed one last win today it can be confirmed.
This comes after the English Rugby side beat the Wallabies...
Japanese Rugby Superfan Bak San Body Paints The Bunnies Jersey For Wallabies Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news out of Oita, the Japenese cult hero Bak San has just nailed his latest body paint jersey.
The Japanese...
