Prince Harry And Meghan’s Security Detail To Be Replaced By A Pitty Named Tyson
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One significant roadblock to independence for Harry and Meghan has been removed today it can be confirmed.
The Betoota Advocate can exclusively reveal, that $1.9...
Unemployed Prince Harry Takes To Facebook With Vague Status About Being Sick Of The Drama
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As the Royal family deals with the damning allegations made by Harry and Meghan, Harry has since thickened the plot with a vague,...
Fully Grown Australian Adult Seems To Give A Fuck About The Future Of The British Royal Family
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A local Betoota Grove woman who hasn't ever been to England, and hasn't ever met an English person that she likes, is...
Harry Wastes No Time Enrolling To Study Fitness After Meghan Lands A Gig With Residual Income
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The rogue Royals have wasted little time finding their feet it can be confirmed today.
Less that 24 hours after announcing that they would...
Local Big Unit Ready For WWIII After Years Of 360 No Scope Kills On Modern Warfare II Rust Map
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While, he isn't exactly looking forward to World War 3, Michael Davison says he's ready if need be.
The full-time IT Manager for...
Young Family Faces Criticism After Choosing To No Longer Live Off Welfare
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In a surprising announcement, a high-profile young family of welfare recipients have decided they would rather not be such a burden on...
Planet Earth Begs Angry Old Codgers In Charge To Please Not Do This Again
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A very very large majority of Planet Earth's occupants have today overwhelmingly made it clear that they would not like to send...
Bloke Sporting Jeans On Long Distance Flight Obviously Hasn’t Thought Things Through
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Travellers were left feeling quite amused today, as a bloke was seen boarding an international flight wearing ball hugging jeans. Gary ‘Gazza’ Thompson...
God Not Sure How Many More Signs He Can Send To Prompt Climate Change Action
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In an exclusive interview with The Advocate, the supreme being, creator deity and principal object of faith, God, says he’s at a complete...
Report: Facebook Needs To Reign It The Fuck In With These Memories
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A recent report carried out by the Social Media Accountability Society (SMAS) has found that Facebook needs to chill the fuck out with...
