Report: Brad Is 56 Years Old Wtf
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In some slightly concerning entertainment news this morning, it has been confirmed that Brad Pitt is 56.
This comes after the Hollywood star...
Man Behind Viral Brown Cardigan Video Sensationally Takes Home Oscar For Best Director
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In breaking news from the glitz and glamour of the 92nd Academy Awards, the man behind the viral video of a couple of...
Margot Goes Full Goldie With 4 Pack Of Double Blacks Stashed In Bag For Oscars Ceremony
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As the film industries A-Listers arrived on the red carpet at the 92nd annual Oscars ceremony, the female guests remained clench-jawed while the...
Bloke Dedicated To People Injured At War Weirdly Not Keen On Being A Part Of Sending Them There
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A bloke who has experienced nothing but shit talk and a dead mother at the hands of the salivating media and political castes...
Government Makes Mistake Of Exposing Australian Citizens To How Shit Christmas Island Is
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As the world and nation come to terms with the rapid spread of the devastating Coronavirus, the Government is today under fire for...
Veronicas Pretty Much Brisbane’s t.A.t.U When You Think About It
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T.A.t.U were the Russian pop duo who rocked our worlds during the 00s, and as Brisbane woman Tyler Moore is today realising, the...
Australian Stuck In Wuhan Thanks Government For Generous Evac Offer But Say’s She’ll Hang Tight
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A young Australian woman named Bianca Sams has today told DFAT that she's all good, thanks.
The rejection came after someone from the...
NASA Announce Mars Volunteers Must Stand Outside In Penrith For An Hour To Pass Physical
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If climate change deniers needed another sign that climate change is real and we are all going to die when Earth becomes a...
JK Rowling Reveals Australian Wizards Are Anti #changethedate
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Author of the best selling Harry Potter series and the gift that keeps on shitting, JK Rowling has made a shocking announcement that...
Zero Reception Referred To In Colleague’s OOO Seemingly Not Affecting Social Media Presence
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Young media professional Rhyce Lukas has been on holidays in a remote tropical location for the past 2 weeks and according to his...
