“They Better Not Thank God For This” Says Exhausted Vaccine Scientist Pulling 20 Hour Shifts
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As the Australian public and government rapidly reacquaint themselves with the importance of science and organisations like the CSIRO - thousands of our...
“Not This Year, Earth Hour”
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Unless you are directly receiving emails from the official organisation, then it might surprise you that Earth Hour took place at 8pm last...
American Out Of Toilet Paper Forced To Wipe With A Gun
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At the time of writing, the USA is now leading the world in confirmed cases of COVID-19 with President Donald Trump reassuring the...
North Korea Praised For Closing Borders To Protect Civilians From Virus
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In an unexpected move, the World Health Organisation has praised North Korea for beating the coronavirus, with a reported zero cases, on par...
British Press Frantically Scheme How To Blame ‘That Witch’ For Further Infecting The Royal Family
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As British Royal Family enthusiasts freak out about Prince Charles' Covid-19 diagnosis, the UK press are frantically trying to figure out how to...
You Know In Europe, They Kiss On Both Sides Of The Elbow
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Greeting people in 2020 can be awkward enough: Do you bop fists? Go in for an elbow bump? or just give 'em the finger...
Media Urged To Only Refer To 2020 COVID-19 Pandemic As “These Uncertain Times” To Avoid Panic
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As of five days ago, The World Health Organisation has announced that COVID-19 is a pandemic.
The situation is changing rapidly over the...
Compilation Of Celebrities Singing ‘Imagine’ Somehow Actually Worse Than Global Outbreak Of COVID-19
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Hundreds of thousands of people are now suffering from a new illness caused by watching celebrities assuming the public cares what they have...
Zuckerberg Left Reeling After Boomer Denies Facebook Permission To Use Personal Data
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Facebook creator and CEO Mark Zuckerberg is still recovering after learning that yet another boomer has unleashed a powerful copy/paste message to prevent Facebook from using their...
Worldvision Kid Wondering Which NRL Champions Shirt He’ll Get This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Will many still claim that the Canberra Raiders should be the 2019 NRL Champions around Australia, in one distant part of the world...
