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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact It has been confirmed today that Kim Kardashian West is without doubt currently studying law. The confirmation comes after the celebrity posted on social media and demonstrated her inability make it through a conversation without telling someone she's studying to become a lawyer at the moment. Speaking to our Los Angeles Bureau Kim Kardashian provided the concrete proof...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's wanderlust-enthusiasts are today arguably as heartbroken as the Parisians over a catastrophic fire that engulfed Notre Dame cathedral, gutting and destroying the landmark's spire, and stunning France and the world. Flames that began in the early evening burst through the roof of the centuries-old cathedral and engulfed the spire, which collapsed, quickly followed by the entire roof. However, while tragic,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Wikileaks co-founder Julian Assange was arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy in London last night, on what many believe is a blatant attack on whistleblowers who say inconvenient shit. Assange took refuge in the embassy in 2012 to avoid extradition to Sweden over a seperate case that has since been dropped. At Westminster Magistrates' Court on Thursday he was found guilty...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The world's biggest event in the wrestling calendar has today been overshadowed by a humble Australian reality television show. Vince McMahon and the WWE have had their signature event Wrestlemania, now in it's 35th edition, overshadowed by the heavily produced and scripted program masquerading as a 'social experiment' called Married at First Sight. According to the nation's sisters,...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Nathan Jones has surprised his girlfriend this afternoon by referencing the United States Constitution instead of answering her simple question. It’s believed Bridget Watts, Nath’s girlfriend, simply asked him how the buck’s party was that he is attending. It’s believed that at this point he chose to call upon his limited, if not only, knowledge of the US Constitution...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After deciding to avoid doing anything about the 500,000 head of cattle that drowned tragically in North Wet Queensland this month, PETA are back in the headlines today with a new pointless campaign that stops just short of allowing domestic and farm animals the right to vote. Today, they have social media giant SnapChat in their sights, as they...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact If Australians thought they were changing their country’s perception on the world stage, a recent video of a snake eating something twice its size has knocked it back again.   The video in question sees a python, and not even a big one by Australian standards, launch itself from an electricity pole and latch on to a flying bird....

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In news coming out of the home of the brave and the land of the free, President Donald Trump has announced that he's set to declare a National Emergency. The White House has confirmed that Trump will sign a border security bill declaring a national emergency to try and obtain funds to construct a giant Rahul Dravid along...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Elon Musk has weighed into another South-East Asian drama, this time trying to intervene in the case of soccer player Hakeem al-Araibi. After being snubbed by al-Araibi's legal team, tech entrepreneur Musk took to social media today to call the lawyers a bunch of 'pedos.' Hakeem al-Araibi had been detained in Thailand since November after Thai authorities arrested him...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American heiress and cosmetics billionaire Paris Hilton has today been quoted in some soulless Hollywood magazine with talk or reigniting the flame with her 'one true love'. She is, of course, talking about Australian heart throb socialite and the inspirational pantsman known as Robert 'Millsy' Mills - who changed the game for frosted tips in the early 2000s when...