Rioters Ruin Their Chances Of Working For $6 An Hour With No Healthcare By Destroying Target
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Protesters have torched a police station, looted shops and graffitied public buildings in their calls for justice in Minneapolis - with the...
“Rioting Is Over The Top” Says Man That Took An AR15 To Town Hall Because He Wanted A Haircut
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Protests have turned into riots throughout middle America overnight, as the citizen response to the Minnesota police murder of George Floyd descends...
Report: Sitting Opposite From Elon Musk At A Wedding Would Be The Absolute Pits
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A new survey by Betoota's leading wedding magazine 'HITCHED' has found that there aren't many people in the world that would be...
Russel Crowe Cast As Jeff Lowe In New TV Production Of Tiger King
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The new Tiger King series is set to have a distinct Aussie flavour the Betoota Advocate can reveal this morning.
Speaking exclusively to...
Hope Fading As Captain Planet Tests Positive For COVID-19
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The USA has been dealt a severe blow in President Donald Trump's self-imposed ‘War Against CoronaVirus’ as ‘90s children TV icon Captain Planet...
North Korea Hint To Possible Successor For Kim Jung-un With New Basketball Hoop In Pyongyang
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International diplomats are in overdrive today, as the world prepares for the possibility of seeing a new leader instated as the head of...
Local Dad Still Yet To See Jordan At Halfway Point Of 2001 Teen Romance ‘Save The Last Dance’
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After two months in iso, local dad Kel McCaffertey (54) has really been getting to know the endless online archives of the...
‘Oh Well, At Least I’m Not In America Right Now’ Sighs Unemployed Local Woman
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In an effort to find some consolation amongst the current circumstances, local Job Seeker Alisha Wilson has found solace in the fact she...
Comrade Dutton Heartbroken By The News That The Neoliberal Wall Street Shill Has Beaten Bernie
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Senator Bernie Sanders has ended his presidential campaign today, clearing Joe Biden's path to the Democratic nomination and a showdown with President Donald...
Unprecedented: White House Confirms President Trump Only Running Off 6 Hours Sleep A Night
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In good news for the United States Of America, the White House is today reporting that President Donald Trump has finally decided to...
