President Who Was Initially Elected With Less Votes Than Opponent Claims The System Is Rigged
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The current President of the United States has today called the system that elected him rigged.
Speaking earlier, the former host of Celebrity...
Trump Appears To Take Close Election Result Quite Well
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The current President of the United States appears to be taking the election numbers quite well, it can be confirmed this afternoon.
While...
John McCain Fucks Donald Trump From The Grave In Arizona
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President Trump and Joe Biden notched their first major victories of election night as news publications project that Trump will win Florida and...
Bad News For Trump In Detroit After Man Famous For Rapping About Killing Women Endorses Biden
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The Trump campaign are ready to cut their losses in Michigan at any many, after a major celebrity endorsement has begun to show...
Report: Florida Swinging Like A Dick In Trackies
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As the results from the US election begin to flow in from the Eastern states of America, the State of Florida is flip-flopping...
Entitled Out-Of-Touch Leftie Elite Attempts To Force His Climate Change Agenda Onto Australia
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Noted Greenie Boris Johnson has today tried to push his climate change agenda on Australia.
This comes after the UK Prime Minister called...
iPhone 12 Turns Out To Be The Shiniest And Expensivest Rectangle Yet
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Apple, manufacturers of shiny expensive rectangles, are about to release the iPhone 12 on Friday, and as predicted by industry insiders, the...
New Zealand Start Making Their Community Hall COVID Safe Ahead Of Weekend’s Election
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Our neighbours across the ditch have started getting ready for their big election day coming up.
Taking place over the weekend, the Kiwis...
Ronaldo’s Habit Of Diving On Floor After Slightest Contact Preventing Nurses From Treating Him
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Portuguese footballing superstar Cristiano Ronaldo is causing a bit of a scene, it can be confirmed today.
The Juventus forward is doing so...
Whales Urged To Download GPS Map Updates
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Cetacean experts have called on all migrating whales to download the latest GPS map updates following the recent mass stranding in Tasmania,...
