Trump Admits 239,000 Elderly Voters Could Have Helped
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In a rare act of self-reflection, future former US President Donald J. Trump has admitted to sources that the ‘239,000 elderly votes would...
Trump Finally Concedes 1983 America’s Cup Loss
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In an unprecedented admission, Future Former President Trump has finally conceded that the 1983 America’s Cup was won by the creatively-named Australian...
Trump Demands Recount After Missing Out On RSL Meat Tray
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In an unexpected development, President Trump has caused a spectacle at the historic Betoota RSL over the weekend after missing out on...
Social Media Goes Wild Over Harry Styles Wearing A Dress Like They’ve Never Seen A Mad Monday
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Fashion publication US Vogue have made history this week by featuring British pop singer Harry Styles as its first-ever male cover star.
He is...
Mountbatten Remains Only Man Outside FNQ To Be Killed For Pulling In Someone Else’s Crab Pots
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Season 4 of Netflix’s The Crown, has opened with a bang, literally and historically - as Monarchists and Anti-Monarchists alike tune in for...
Trump Fires Fauci And Appoints Pete Evans To Lead Covid Taskforce In Final Days Of Presidency
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The President of The United States of America has today taken some time off from golf to tie up a few loose ends....
Trump’s Team Return From Philadelphia And Regroup Back At White House Painting Supplies
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President Trump’s desperate bid to hang on to the White House has verged into "now that's just sad" territory over the weekend, after...
Trump Declares Himself Victorious In Round Of Golf After Taking Lead On 4th Hole
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The still current President of the United States has today had a much-needed win.
After making par on a couple of holes, Donald...
Trump Promises To Hit Em With The Gutho If He Can Somehow Manage To Turn This Thing Around
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US President Donald Trump has today made a bold promise to re-energise his base.
With things looking as grim as they possibly could...
Trump Demands They Stop Counting Votes In States Where He’s Winning But Keep Going In Arizona
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The current President of the United States has today issued some updated demands on the 'rigged electoral system.'
Speaking from Washington DC, Donald...
