Local Woman Nails ‘Focused Employee’ Look While Online Shopping During Meeting
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTIn a masterclass of corporate camouflage, a local woman has nailed the ‘focused employee’ look, flawlessly multitasking under pressure to snag several...
Australian Government Promises That Letting People Massively Overborrow On Mortgages Won’t Turn Out Like Last Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some heartwarming news, the Labor government has promised their new 'Help to Buy' scheme will not have the same result as the...
Albo Gets Down On All Fours And Barks Like A Dog After Being Told To By Peter V’Landys
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister has embraced his inner furry this morning after getting down on all fours and barking like...
NIMBY Suddenly Worried About ‘Infrastructure’ After Realising New Developments Can Cause Multiculturalism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The Betoota Inlet Train Station sits on an arterial commuter railway line that is 5 stops away from the CBD.
Several lines converge on...
Gen X Rock Dawg Says Fuck It He’ll Rollerblade To Homebush For Pearl Jam
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Sydney-based Gen X rocker Dave "Davo" Thompson has declared he'll rollerblade from Annandale to Homebush to attend the Pearl...
Local Hero Flogs Old Man
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local terry tough cunt has today proven how much of a legend, in front of a few people in Texas.
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Report: If Social Media Ban Includes Video Games, How Will Young Boys Discover Who Mum’s Been Rooting?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs the government moves forward with their plans to ban people under the age of sixteen from accessing social media, there have been...
NSW Still Waiting For Their Hopeless Government To Give Them A Train That’s On Par With QLD’s Glorious Tilt Train
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The people of New South Wales continue to wait for a train that could rival Queensland's iconic, modern and...
Doctor Calls Your Name Right When The Judge Judy Episode Starts Getting Heated
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTLocal Betoota Heights woman, Jamie Wilkins (32), has shared her heart-wrenching experience of having her name called for a doctor’s appointment...
“Fuck It, One More Year” Says 30-Something Australian In Berlin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After nearly five years of self-discovery, Taylor O'Sullivan, a 30-year-old Betoota Grove native, has made the classic decision to...
