Family Not Sure Who Will Crack First After Uncle Rocks Up To Christmas With Much Younger Girlfriend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local uncle has decided that christmas time is the perfect day to introduce his new lover, who just so happens to be...
“Fuck It, I’ll Just Get The Car Towed Home,” Laughs Man Succumbing To Temptation Of Another Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The silly season is reaching its peak, it can be confirmed this afternoon.
This comes after a local Betoota Heights hedonist Ethan Banes decided...
Local Woman’s Rushed Hair Fix Results In Sydney Harbour Bridge Updo
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
Stunning scenes this morning as a local woman, Chloe Champan was seen sporting a rushed updo in an attempt...
Report: Mum And Dad’s AirCon About To Get Absolutely Hammered
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from Betoota Plains - mum and dad are going to be getting a juicy power bill in a few...
Finance Pig Saves Company From Shareholder Revolt By Flipping Performance Graph Upside Down Mid-Presentation
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
A ravenous mob of shareholders has today been cooed by the quick thinking of an up-and-coming finance worker from Betoota Grove’s Financial District....
Winter’s Puffer Vest Wanker Now Summer’s Beach Cabana Cockhead
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The shores of Lake Betoota have become the battleground for the latest iteration of seasonal superiority from local man...
Christmas Party Hijacked By Filo Workmate’s Cunning Plan To End Up At Karaoke
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A work Christmas Party in Betoota's Old City District is looking very likely to descend into hours of regrettable singalongs.
The team at Betoota...
Dad Rushes To Stop Cashed Up Miner Son From Impulsively Buying Every Cousin A 50-Inch For Christmas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A local Dad has today had to intervene to stop his youngest son from showcasing his full-blown financial illiteracy to the entire extended...
Local Man’s Last 12 Months Of Financial Strife Results In A Country Music-Heavy Spotify Wrapped
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Music streaming giant Spotify has today launched its annual Spotify Wrapped campaign for 2024.
This means the platform's users are getting raw insights into...
Local Dad Confirms Pre-Christmas Test Ham Is Performing Perfectly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights sexagenarian has confirmed his pre-Christmas test ham is performing as predicted and will serve him well...
