Uni Student And Talkback Radio Dad Give Samurai-Esque Bow Before Discussing Australia Day
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local bloke and his father have encountered each other in their kitchen, just days away from Australia's greatest culture war issue. They...
“Beep Boop! Helllloooo” Giggles Musk As He Waggles Fingers Under Trump’s Office Door
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs Donald Trump steps foot in the US oval office for his second term as president, he’s quickly learning that hiring a bloke...
Putin Withdraws From Ukraine After Seeing Russian Tennis Player Has No Flag Next To Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The world is today breathing a sigh of relief, after Russian President Vladimir Putin made a shock announcement.
The authoritarian leader of one...
Herd Beginning To Thin At Local Gym Finally
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Attendance at BodyFunk 24/7 in Betoota Heights has began to recede back to mid-December levels this week to the...
Dutton Boycotts ‘Divisive’ Boxing Day Test After Seeing Names Like Khawaja, Konstas And Labuschagne So Early In The Batting Order
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today decided to boycott the Boxing Day test, and will keep his television tuned to the Sydney To...
Adorable Toddler Gets Hands Covered In Melted Candy Canes And Microplastics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local son, nephew and grandson has today melted hearts in a Betoota Heights home.
The extremely cute little moment...
Group Chat Unsure If Friend Wants Congratulations For Obscure Work Update
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The usual banter has ground to a standstill in a local group chat as no one is quite sure how to react to...
Bluey The Movie: Australia’s Favourite Blue Heeler Gets Caught Up In Queensland’s Puppy Crime Wave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The ABC's greatest television export continues to go from strength to strength, as Australia's favourite cartoon canine Bluey is set to hit the...
“Yeah, These Kids Need To Get Off Social Media” Says Man With A Burn Scar From A Botched Sparkler Bomb
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local millennial man Jared Heath (35) has today reaffirmed his belief that the kids need to go touch some grass.The man, who...
NSW Premier Admits It’s Been Rather Stressful Dealing With The Rail Union This Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The NSW defacto leader Chris Minns has made a rare admission this morning that dealing with the rail and...
