Dutton Vows To Make NDIS More Efficient By Replacing It With Unpaid Female Labour And Centrelink
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today unveiled his plan to tackle what he calls waste and inefficiency in the...
Schooner Prices Go Up Today In Line With Extremely Pleasant Timeline World Is Currently In
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The price of a schooner has increased today, which perfectly aligns with the world's current state of unparalleled harmony...
Dad Who Never Cooks Convinced That He’s Actually Quite Good At It
MITCH M. CARTER | Culture | CONTACT
A local father of two has caused a serve case of rolled eyes this evening after making the bold claim that...
Congo Glad The War On Woke Is Over And The USA Is Focusing On Funding Rwandan Militia To Butcher The Congolese Because Their Valuable Mineral Resources Are Currently Being...
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of the largest countries in the world is this year celebrating the ushering in of a brave new era!
Thankfully, after years...
CSIRO Launch Investigation Into What The Hell Is In Blue Mountains Water
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The finest drop off the bluest of mountains has this week maintained the status quo - pardon the pun.
The aptly named Mountain Culture...
Homeowner Would Get A Swim Spa If Not For Their Extreme Boganity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
With another 45-degree day on the way, local homeowner Nagle Chandler has been entertaining himself with the idea of...
Coalition Promises Remote Kangaroo Island Beach Shack A Further $532m To Run Manus Island If Elected
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Coalition has announced plans to award a $532 million contract to a weathered beach shack on Kangaroo Island...
Brisbane Olympics Organisers Confirm All Diving Events Will Take Place At Mount Gravatt Quarry
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The 2032 Olympic Games have been causing frustration for both sides of Queensland politics, with mounting concerns about delays, rising costs, and political...
Report: Bloke Who’s Been Drinking Hard Solos All Night Can Afford A 5 Minute Cab
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Corey Allan has this week been given a nice little dose of perspective, after a night out with some mates.
Fresh off the back...
Tipsy Woman Facing Lull In Convo Decides To Share Some Red Hot Stories She’ll Regret For The Rest Of Her Life
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who already knows she’s reckless on the piss has made the cardinal sin of drinking too much around people she barely...
