British Cop Found Guilty Of Being A Soft Cock
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The most successful soccer player in Australian history, and the greatest women's soccer player in the world, Sam Kerr has walked free from...
Toto Fails To Get President Trump Over The Line In Tariff War
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The Albanese Government has been forced to send Trade Minister Don Farrell to Washington after an attempted charm offensive...
Kansas City Chiefs Lose Super Bowl (Taylor’s Version)
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Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce and NFL Referees have bid a swift goodbye to the Lombardi trophy this evening, after being trampled by the...
Drake Not Too Fussed About Being Humiliated On A Global Scale Because He’s Really Loving Melbourne
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As US rapper Kendrick Lamar graces global audiences with a historic Super Bowl halftime performance, his rival rapper Drake has plenty of reason...
Sydney Couple In A Really Good Place After Girl Goes Full Brat Summer And Boy Attends Live Bloodsports
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Right across Sydney, middle class heterosexuals are discovering that sometimes they have different needs to their partners. And these distinctions should be celebrated.
For...
Bachelor Who Was In A Relationship For His Entire 20s Now Suggesting Party Drugs On A Weeknight
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A group of mates have today been met with a horrifying scenario at the local pub.
It seems the historically good boy is no...
Coastie Albo Surveys FNQ Flood Damage Wading Through Water Wearing Boardies And No Shoes
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The Prime Minister is in North Queensland today to take a look at the damaged caused by big rain.
Shortly...
Local Office Worker Accrues Another 20 Minutes Of Time In Lieu
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A local employee at Betoota Municipal Council has today chalked up another chunk of paid down time.
Chris Siles (38) managed to do so...
LA Lakers Make Trade Offer For Hindy After Current Franchise Fox Sports Says He’s Put On A Few
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The NBA world is in shock once again this week, after another bombshell trade announcement!
The league's most famous team has made another...
Prime Minister Kicks Off 2025 Election Campaign By Joining Spanian For A Tour Of Camperdown Housos
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The 2025 Federal Election is well underway, and it will be an election like no other.
After white-knuckling an entire Parliamentary term of rising...
