Honest Cop Bought Shares In The Big 4 Banks The Day Before The Government’s GFC Bail Out Was Announced
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A honest Queensland cop is today preparing to face approximately one question from the media, about some highly coincidental share trading back in...
Pope Francis’ Doctors Order Him Off The Watermelon Strawberry Ice Vapes
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The head of the Catholic Church has sent shockwaves across the globe this week, after the Vatican confirmed he is in a critical...
Boomers Rush To See Ningaloo Reef Before Their Generation Destroys It
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A pair of sexagenarians have today ticked a big item off their bucket list - potentially in the nick of time.
Grahame and Cheryl...
Bond Villain Buys Bond
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Amazon Prime has assumed creative control of the James Bond franchise, effectively becoming the new arbitor of where the...
Clive Palmer Reveals He Still Has Every Australians Phone Number And Is About To Start Texting Us Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Just when Australians thought that the 2025 Federal Election was going to be noisy enough, it seems Queensland billionaire Clive Palmer has launched...
Interest Rate Cut To 4.1% As Nation Enjoys The Legacy Of Australia’s Greatest Economic Minds
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The Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) has announced a long-awaited interest rate cut, citing slowed inflation and declining consumer...
Lifelong NRL Fan Looks On At Canada-US Ice Hockey Fights With Jealousy And Nostalgia
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61-year-old Newcastle native Bruce Bridgewater watched the US vs Canada hockey fights last weekend with sheer jealousy and anger that his sport no...
Uncle Casually Reveals Details Of Major Crime He Committed While Playing Silly Buggers In The 90s
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The fun uncle has today let slip a story about the time he committed a crime that could have landed himself a decade...
Naarm Him/They Overcomes Brutal Effects Of ADHD By Getting A Job On The Western Queensland Oil Rigs
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A Naarm multidisciplinary has today found the answer to the cruel and debilitating condition that he shopped past six doctors before getting a...
OPINION: If We Are Paying For It, Nationalise REX And Let Us Vape On Board And BYO
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In yet another example of the government throwing taxpayer dollars at regional airlines without actually fixing the problem, REX...
