Sydney Gay Activates Like A Sleeper Agent After Catching The Unmistakable Whiff Of Nail Polish Remover
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Sydney gay who’s been desperately trying to stay away from all the Mardi Gras madness has unfortunately had his inner sleeper...
Bluey Audiences Rattled To Core After Uncle Stripe Appears On Epstein’s Released Contact List
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Bluey fans around the country are today recovering from a bombshell revelation.
Fans of the popular animated TV series have been rattled today,...
Party That Gave Port Of Darwin To The Chinese Has The Nerve To Carry On About National Security
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The federal Liberal-National Coalition are today indulging in another day of fear mongering about the 'great Chinese threat.'
Joined by the war hawks...
“That’s Too Far, Man”: Kyle Sandilands Joins Industry Pile-On Of Marty Sheargold
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Unsinkable radio titan Kyle Sandilands has joined the voices condemning Triple M's Marty Sheargold this week as the Triple...
Warship Saga Ends Abruptly After Chinese Made Ships Fall Apart Following First Use
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
National Security conscious Australians are today walking a little freer, after some welcome news off the coast of Australia.
After a big week...
Chinese Warships Return To The Tasman, Wait Patiently For Albo To Go Swimming Off Portsea
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Our biggest trading partner has today made quite a splash in the Tasman Sea.
China has responded to the backlash in the Australian...
Drake Cancels Remaining Australian Shows; Promises Return During Schoolies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Canadian rapper and noted enjoyer of large gatherings of young adults, Drake, has officially cancelled the remaining dates of...
Spoilt Rich Arseholes That Block Every New Transport Infrastructure Project Sook Over How Fucked The Transport Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The rat-like people of Sydney that occupy the north eastern portion of that open-air sewer are having a sook...
Australian Journo Demoted To MAFS Recaps After Trying To Investigate Dutton’s Dodgy GFC Share Trading
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
News rooms right around the country are today desperately trying to find out whether or not Prime Minister Albanese has negatively geared the...
World Sighs In Relief As Germany Elects A Normal Politician Who Doesn’t Think He’s A Strongman
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
The world breathed a collective sigh of relief as Europe's largest economy upheld its 80-year tradition of not electing charismatic strongman leaders.
Last week's...
