Lobsters In Foyer Of Eagle Street Pier Chinese Restaurant Can Taste The Freedom
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactFREEDOM IS CLOSE, BOYS! As Cyclone Alfred sends torrential rain and flood warnings across Brisbane, a group of lobsters in the foyer...
Brisbane Waits Cautiously To Confirm Whether This Is A Boogie Boards In The Backyard Weather Event Or Rescue Nanna With A Dinghy Weather Event
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The residents of South East Queensland remain vigilant today, as businesses and public transport remains closed due to extreme weather predictions.
Tropical Cyclone...
These North Queenslanders Don’t Fuck Around When It Comes To The Whirly Winds Do They
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Brisbane and the Gold Coast residents have spent the last week preparing for a one in a generation weather event, as their state...
DPRWA Liberals Hope UN Observers Will Notice They Still Exist At Tomorrow’s Sham Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Democratic People’s Republic of Western Australia (DPRWA) is set to hold its regularly scheduled electoral theatre tomorrow, with...
Clive Palmer Tied Down And Secured Ahead Of Cyclone
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Minders of the nation's most beloved politician have today made a welcome announcement.
As Tropical Cyclone Alfred bears down on the Eastern Seaboard,...
First Good News Of 2025 As Jeep Stops Selling Their Piece Of Shit Grand Cherokee In Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Carmarker Jeep has seen the writing on the wall this weekend and abandoned their efforts to sell their piece...
Bloke Cracks Up Remembering That Time His School Bus Driver Bashed The Fuck Out Of A Teenager For Talking Back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A high-flying finance executive in the Big Apple has today taken a brief mental detour from structuring multi-billion-dollar credit...
America’s Weird Anti-War Rebrand Leaves Rest Of The World Feeling Closer To A World War Than Ever
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The global community is this week trying to wrap its head around what the future holds after a big week in international diplomacy....
Yeronga Man To Move Most Valuable, Over-Insured Items To The Ground Floor This Evening
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Yeronga local Scott O'Donnell has made a decision even the Barefoot Investor could get around by choosing to relocate...
Glad We Spent $368 Billion On A Military Partnership With A Government Who Treat Their Allies Like This
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia has today confirmed how stoked it is to be closely tied to a country that treats it's allies with...
