Report: Making Sex Noises While Your Mate Is On The Phone To His Mum Always A Good Gag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
It can be confirmed that making sex noises while your mate is on the phone to their mum is and will always...
Nation Politely Tells The United States To Put A Tariff On Ligma
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The former 'leader of the Western world' has today been given a serious reality check.
The United States of America is reeling after...
Australia Considers Hitting The US With Reciprocal 20% Tariffs On Keith And Nicole
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Our great southern land is today mulling over how to hit back at our fair-weather allies in the north of the Pacific.
The nation...
Tugun Bloke That Hooked 100K Followers From Alfred Surf Videos Quickly Pivots To Selling CBD Oil
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The Gold Coast’s newest influencer has been busy hustling today as he attempts to cash in his newfound social media stardom.After...
A-League Does Their Best To Ignore The Main Reason Why 2nd Division Is Outdoing Them: Ethnic Tensions
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A-league executives are trying their very best to ignore the glaringly obvious reason why a second-division soccer game deep in the industrial suburb...
Nuclear Power Bro Has No Fucken Idea If Proposed Tarong Plant Could Withstand A Category 2 Cyclone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For years, Noosa-based 'centrist voter' Dean McCafferty has begged people to educate themselves on the truth about nuclear power.
This contrarian approach to Australia's...
Australian Radio And TV Presenters Nod Along And Pretend To Understand A Word KNEECAP Is Saying
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
Irish hip-hop trio Kneecap is facing quite the language barrier while on tour in Australia.
The breakout group from the North of Ireland, who...
John Deere Launches Dedicated Kids Network To Teach Them The Evils Of Case IH From Early Age
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Agricultural giant John Deere has announced the launch of a dedicated children's media network aimed at securing lifelong brand...
You’ve Gone A Bit Quiet Mate?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For the first time since taking leadership of the Liberal Party, Peter Dutton has gone several days without criticising the government or the...
After A Full Week Of Bluey, Brissy Dad Tells Son That Chilli & Bandit Have Relocated The Family To Toowoomba To Avoid The Floods
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Brisbane dad who’s just not quite in the mood to watch back to back Bluey episodes has informed his three year...

















