“This Motherfucker Has Been Copying Me For Years” Claims Kochie As Karl Debuts Shaved Head And Glasses On US Election Telecast
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Former breakfast television economist David Koch has sensationally claimed that his longtime rival Karl Stefanovic has been copying his...
Report: At The End Of The Day, Aren’t We All Just Animals Being Exploited By The Rich? 😏
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who’s chosen to say nup to the cup because the racing industry is just ‘animals being exploited by the rich’ has...
Office Piss Wrecks And Office Animal Lovers Prepare For Day Of Sabotage And Betrayal
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Offices around the country are preparing for a day filled with deceit, sabotage, and betrayal not seen since the power struggles in The...
Englishman Seriously Came All This Way To Work As A Charity Mugger
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Betoota Heights locals were left questioning the merits of the Youth Mobility Scheme this morning after encountering the latest...
“Yeah, Weekend Was Great” Clenches Bloke Who Got Bowled By A Bloated 45-Year-Old Spinner’s Full Toss
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A local man has lied through his teeth today, after being asked a relatively simple question.
Bradley Palmer did so a short time...
US Streamer ‘Fousey’ Says Liverpool Hospital Should’ve Just Charged Him $400k And Left Him To Die In A Corridor Like They Do Back Home
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Controversial American streamer Yousef Erakat, better known as Fousey, has made a cunt of himself in a Sydney hospital...
Homebuyer Realises This Suburb Is Out Of Reach After Spotting A Street Library
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA man hoping to get his foot into the housing market is devastated to discover that the suburb he was really hopful about...
Broke TV Network Loses Bid To Force Broke Rapist To Pony Up Security For The Next Lawyer’s Picnic
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Network Ten has lost their bid to force unpopular law student Bruce Lehrmann to put up $200 000 in...
Local Man Wonders Why He’s Never Seen His Old Boy Without A Beard
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Betoota Heights computer enjoyer Liam Carter has found himself pondering one of his life’s great mysteries this week. Why...
After Ten Years Of Staring At Spreadsheets, Local Office Worker Is Now A DJ On The Side
A local millennial man has this weekend shared some videos of himself spinning some DJ decks, as part of his new journey at cultivating...
