6 Scary Halloween Costume Ideas For Queensland Women Who Value Reproductive Healthcare
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactCalling all Queensland women! Have you left your Halloween costume until the last minute again? Don't want to be the 20th Raygun cutting...
Filmmaker Jaydon Martin Joins The Betoota Advocate To Discuss His New Film, Bundy And Aussie Cinema
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Local Woman Makes Sure To Ask Equally Unhinged Friend If They Thinks She’s Overreacting
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman not in the mood for harsh self reflection has sought reassurance from her equally unhinged best friend today, after making a...
Teenage Girl Rummages Through Mums Wardrobe For Y2k Clothes To Resell On Depop
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTLocal teen Emily Jones has unearthed an unlikely gold mine right in her own home—her mum's wardrobe. The 15-year-old, eager to capitalise...
“Le’s Fu’en Ave It!” Says His Maj Charlie As He Arrives At Sydney International Airport
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His Maj is on Australian soil.
The King and Queen Camilla are being welcomed on their arrival in Sydney by Guv'nor-General Sam Mostyn, NSW...
Local Bloke Shifts Uncomfortably After Wife Announces They’re Just $20k From A House Deposit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke with an extensive Warhammer 40K collection has sweated bullets today, after his wife commented they were just ‘20k’ away from...
Absolutely Stacked Stranger In Mid-Tier Sportswear Is Keen On Buying Some Recreational Drugs Bro
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A stranger who looks like he usually takes pretty good care of himself appears to have snapped - and now feels needs to...
Peter Dutton Keeping Verrrrryyyyyyyyyy Quiet About His 400 Million Dollar Portfolio
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As the fallout continues from the Prime Minister's ill-advised property purchase on the Cenny Coast, the nation's Opposition leader has today confirmed...
Sydney Residents Urged To Resist Snorting Mystery Substance Washed Up On Beach
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Residents of the southern hemisphere's largest open air sewer are being asked by health authorities to resist the incredible...
Cat That Ignored Worried Calls For 6 Hours Suddenly Alive And Well After Hearing Biscuits Rattling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds moggy has finally come out from their hiding place this morning, having spent the entire night ignoring his owner’s cries...
