Dark And Secluded Park The Best Route For Local Woman’s Walk Home, Says Apple Maps
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman is starting to suspect her Apple Maps may be trying to get her killed, after repeatedly suggesting the most dangerous...
Barnaby Joyce Calls For Big John To Be Put Down
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One of Australian politics' greatest headline generators has struck again today, it can be confirmed.
Barnaby Joyce, the two time former Prime Minister...
Former Gifted Child Furious She’s Not Immediately Great At New Hobby
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman learning an instrument for the first time has deluded herself into thinking she may have a natural affinity for it, despite...
Local Tradie Unveils His Impressive ‘Ciggie Legs’ After Ten Years Of Socks And Shorts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local carpenter has copped some weird glances this week, after the shift to warmer weather saw him finally saw his ghostly white...
Husband Of Foodie Stoked To Discover Dinner Doesn’t Involve A Mortar And Pestle
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A local man from the pebblecrete paradise of Betoota Heights has today spoken to The Advocate about an exciting new stage of life...
Swiftie English Teacher Really Revelling In The New Shakespearean References
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A local Betoota Heights teacher has kicked off Term 4 with a bang, it can be confirmed this week.
Ashley Morrison (29) has...
City Worker Silently Laughing For Entire Commute Must Have A Good Podcast, Or Something Fucking Funny Happened At Work
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A woman that has been chuckling to herself in silence for close to to 45 minutes on public transport must have airpods in.
That's...
Local Englishman Wildly Misinterprets The Guardian’s Bird Of The Year Poll
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A Sydney based recruiter has today been left with egg on his face, after making a rather fowel misstep.
Alistair Henderson (39)...
Joyful Scenes As Young Bloke’s Pay Comes Through In The Midst Of A Financially Reckless Weeknight Piss Up
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23-year-old Tommy Flint experienced a rare but pivotal canon event for Australian men overnight, after coming very close to wilfully doing his arse.
The...
Inbetweeners Reunion Set To Follow The Pussay Patrol On A Blackpool Stag-Do Before Jay Marries A Russian Bride From The Internet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some big news for millennials with a case of arrested development, the British coming-of-age comedy series ‘The Inbetweeners’ is being revived, fifteen...
