Suzuki Jimny Owner Insulted To Be Lumped In With The Jeep Wrangler Creeps
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA loud and proud Suzuki Jimny owner has been shaken to her core today, after somebody had the audacity to lump her in...
New Corporate Headshot Getting Some Serious Mileage In The Group Chat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local group chat has this week received a welcome stimulus package in lieu of footy season.
The hilariously named 'Shaggers' group chat...
People Pleaser Forced To Get Off At Bus Stop She Accidentally Hit Bell For
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A compulsive people pleaser has once again been forced to depart from her bus stop early after accidentally hitting the bell and not...
Apple Continues To Ignore Why Their Sales Are Stagnating
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With sales of the once game-changing iPhone continuing to plateau, the Apple community continues to search for why on earth their products no...
Man Discovering That The Canterbury Logo Is Just Three Kiwi Birds Has World Turned Upside Down
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A local man who just discovered what the logo of beloved New Zealand sportswear brand Canterbury actually depicts has reportedly had his entire...
REVEALED: How Your Weather App Actually Decides If It’s Going To Rain
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA look into Australia’s most trusted source of hourly disappointment has revealed how the nation’s favourite weather app actually determines if it’s going...
Good Charlotte Show Set To Be The Biggest Thing To Happen To Bendigo Since Someone Discovered Gold There
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
174 years after alluvial gold was discovered in Bendigo Creek, the Loddon Mallee region of north-central Victoria is set to explode again.
This comes...
Birdwatcher Aunty Not At All Surprised The Tawny Frogmouth Won With All These Blow-Ins Voting Nowadays
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn avid avian fan has today denounced The Guardian’s Bird of the Year results, declaring that the tawny frogmouth is “a bit dull,...
Self-Care Now A Common Euphemism For ‘Actively Not Giving A Fuck About Other People’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Self-care, ie taking some time to prioritise your own mental, physical and spiritual well-being sounds like a good idea right?
Well that's cause...
“We Aren’t Having Kids In This Climate” Says Young Couple Whose Parents Had Them During A Nuclear Arms Race
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A pair of young lovers have today revealed to The Advocate the huge decision they have made for the sake of humanity, and...
