Entire Nation Hoping They’ll Never Have To Hear A Politician Say The Word ‘Woke’ Ever Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
After opposition leader Peter Dutton not only failed in his bid to become Prime Minister but also lost his seat in the...
Turns Out That Letting Sky News Run Your Election Campaign Is Not A Very Good Political Strategy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTIt turns out that demanding female voters either get back in the office - or back in the kitchen - is not a...
George Pell Returns From Hell To Attend Peter Dutton’s Political Funeral
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Despite the polls being closed and the race being run, the 2025 federal election has taken another peculiar turn.
With the sitting Opposition...
Local Woman Feeling Like Nicole Kidman After Her Divorce Now That All This Election Shit Is Over
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn scenes described as eerily similar to that famous 2001 photograph of Nicole Kidman walking down the street and basking in the...
Sorry Mate, We Tried
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Despite The Betoota Advocate's tireless efforts to give Peter Dutton the fair run he deserved, the electorate of Dickson...
Holy Fuck Lol
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Uhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Things are looking very dicey for the Opposition Leader in his own seat of Dickson.
While journalists and analysts are trying...
Voter Keeps Eyes To The Ground And Makes No Sudden Movements After Seeing Libertarian Volunteers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTOne Australian voter has been sent into fight or flight after catching a glimpse of Liberterian voters handing out how to vote cards...
Corrupt Local Dad Uses P&C Connections To Give His Brother’s Butcher The Election Sausage Sizzle Contract
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn a strategic move straight out of the town council corruption playbook, a local Dad has managed to swing a lucrative...
Coffs Harbour Midwife Has Experience Telling Unhelpful Blokes To Get Out Of The Way
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It appears that rise of the Independents will not be isolated to oceanside and harbourfront electorates in 2025, as the Coalition looks set...
Bob Katter Welcomes A Bit Of Disruption To The Two Party System And I Recognise That A Lot Of These Candidates Are Worlds Apart From My Particular Brand Of...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With nearly 24 hours until polls close in the 2025 Federal Election, The Member For North Queensland Bob Katter III MP has provided...
