“The Rest Of The World Loves Nuclear” Says Nuclear Advocate About 15% Of The World, That Built Nuclear Decades Ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young luminary has today offered up one final pitch ahead of the 2025 Federal Election.
Brett Tadic (26) from our town’s leafy Betoota...
16 Reasons Why Peter Dutton Deserves To Be The Next Prime Minister Of Australia
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE | Editorial | CONTACT
1. He Cares About Women
Peter Dutton has a proven track record in helping women in need, having personally intervened in the...
Big Democracy Guy: Bloke Puts Democracy Sauce On Democracy Sausage To Celebrate Democracy’s Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACTA local fan of constitutional democracy is today celebrating in trademark style. Eric Anderson (29) from Betoota’s French Quarter is doing so by...
Small Business Owner That Grew Up In A War Zone With No Running Water Deeply Moved By Albo’s Public Housing Origin Story
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A Perth man has today been treated to a rather interesting story courtesy of the Prime Minister.
Rashid Shahidi who runs a Carlisle...
Tim Wilson Says He Must Get Re-Elected Before He Runs Out Of Super And Therefore Can’t Buy A Home
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The man who came up with the Liberal Party's woefully received 'Super For Housing' policy before losing his seat at the last...
Alex Dyson Makes Last Ditch Effort To Win Swing Voters By Getting Blind At The Warrnambool Races
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The aspiring next member for Wannon has gone all out today, it can be confirmed.
Alex Dyson, the former Triple J presenter and current...
Nation Waits Excitedly To See What Unique And Unpredictable Voting Patterns That Queensland Pulls Out Of It’s Arse On Saturday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Political beings around the nation are eagerly licking their lips, it can be confirmed today.
The cause of salivation comes as the likes...
Dutton: Liberal Candidate Wrong For Suggesting Pensioners Are Worthless Field Peasants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Liberal candidate has been forced to backtrack this afternoon after making the suggestion that pensioners could be put...
‘Hate Media’ Actually Just Assertive Women Who Ask Peter Dutton Questions He Doesn’t Like
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The Federal Opposition is in panic stations this week, as they begin to dismiss the Australian media are merely 'activists'.
On Monday,...
“You Blokes Like Cricket Or?” Angus Taylor Asks Locals On First Ever Visit To Leppington
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact
Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor has today ventured deep into the new cosmopolitan heart of his rejigged electorate.
After years spent...
