Lobbying Firms Buckle Under The Influx Of Outgoing Liberal Politicians Needing Jobs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The faceless men and women who shape the country are this week under the pump.
Normally a week where they can enjoy a...
Central Coast’s First Prime Minister Presented With The Trolley Pole Nunchucks To The City
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Anthony Albanese has today become the first sitting Prime Minister to be formally welcomed into the Central Coast community...
Global Community Just Gonna Sit This India-Pakistan Thing Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the mood across the face of planet earth continues to darken, yet another geopolitical flareup has hit the headlines.
India and Pakistan...
Trump Definitely Thinks The Australian Liberal Party Are The Lefties
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTRubbing salt to an already large wound, President Trump has very nonchalantly claimed to never have heard of Peter Dutton.
Many political experts are...
Vatican Conclave Somehow Vastly More Diverse Than The Liberal Party’s Leadership Ballot
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTAs the Catholic Church prepares for its next papal conclave a.k.a the world's most secret election, it has inadvertently upstaged the Australian Liberal...
Repacholi Suddenly Standoffishness After Learning He’s No Longer The Big Fella In His Circle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Hunter MP Dan 'Repa' Repacholi has today been overcome with the natural male phenomena of going quiet and being a bit surly, after...
Inner Westification Of Parliament Begins As Entire Front Bench Is Replaced By Cushioned Milk Crates
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
Prime Minister Albanese has wasted no time in starting the "inner-westification" of Australia, calling for the ugly seats at parliament to be ripped...
Cenny Coast Bloke Swears To Insurance Company His Tyres Are Fucked From The M1 Metal Spill And He Did NOT Spend Sunday Hanging The Arse Of His Dunny Door...
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Long considered one of the nation's more dignified victimless crimes, insurance fraud remains a treasured pastime for Australian battlers...
Queensland Looks Down Its Nose At Chauvinist Pigs In The South Who Only Elected One New Female Labor MP
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The great state of Queensland is once again revelling in being the leader of the nation.
While counts continue in a number of...
2 Days After Albanese’s Victory Speech, Senator McGrath Urges Everyone To Just Wait Until All The Votes Are Counted
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As the rest of the nation moves on from the Federal Election, Liberal senator James McGrath is imploring anyone who will listen to just...
