Liberal’s Rebuild Begins By Fucking Over Nats To Poach That Very Balanced And Consistent Senator From The Referendum
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The limping Federal Opposition is in turmoil today, as the uptown toffs from the Liberal Party refuse to accept the fact that their...
American Man Finally Gets A Job With Decent Health Insurance
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTAn American has finally gotten a job that has fully comprehensive, universal health insurance, by leaving the country altogether and ascending to popehood,...
Australia Now On Track To Fix Housing Crisis Before Release Of GTA VI
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some sad news for gamers, but welcome news for the rest of the nation - it appears as though we may see...
Gen Xer’s Mental Health Entirely Reliant On Reading 1 Book Every 5 Years Which Tells Them Not To Care About Anything
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local French Quarter architect has today revealed to The Advocate one of the keys to happiness.
Alistair Button (51) from our town's stinky...
Pope Leo XIV Celebrates Chicago-Style
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Newly-elected Pope Leo XIV has marked his first public appearance in a way that has stunned Vatican traditionalists and...
Not The First Time QLD Has Smashed Up The Blue Team So Badly That They Don’t Win For A Generation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Just days after the 2025 Federal Election, Australians are now coming to terms with a vastly different political landscape.
With theatrical wins and losses...
Woman Who Works In Health System Comes Home And Watches Drama About People Who Work In Health System
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights woman is today unwinding in one of her favourite ways possible - by watching a rather hectic medical drama on...
Liberals To Elect First Female Leader Right When Party Is Most Fucked And People Need To Be Blamed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the dust settles from the 2025 Federal Election, the blame games are well underway amongst the remaining MPs that make up losing...
Man Catching Peak Hour Transport Furious At All These Other People Catching Peak Hour Transport
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local office guy has today lashed out at some fellow office people, for no readily discernible reason.
Graham Perry did so a...
Last Remaining Greens MP Is The One That Looks Most Like A Teal
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTAfter an election that claimed the scalps of both Liberal and Greens leaders, Elizabeth Watson-Brown has quietly emerged as the Greens’ most successful...
