Twiggy Says The Next Person To Ask If White Lotus Inspired Him To Get A Cream Suit Is Getting Punched
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Philanthropic mining magnate Andrew "Twiggy" Forrest issued a direct threat this afternoon after being asked, for what he says...
National Party MPs Respond To Tim Wilson’s Leadership Ambitions: “Hahahahaha Get Fucked Really!?”
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A week after the party’s biggest election loss since inception, the Liberal Party now has a third candidate throwing his hat in the...
Office Worker Who Wears Dr Martens Feels Special Connection With Fellow Office Worker Who Also Wears Dr Martens
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTAnnie Sparks (25) has experienced a deep, almost spiritual connection with a colleague she’s barely spoken to, simply because they both wear...
Victoria Once Again Over-Inflating Their Importance
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Prime Minister Albanese was not given very long to celebrate his 90+ seat landslide election victory on May 3, as nameless Victorian powerbrokers...
Local Woman Smashes Personal Best In Gym After Spotting Her Hot Gym Crush
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Local woman Erin McCarthy (27) has obliterated her personal best at the gym this week, fuelled entirely by the presence of her...
Australian Man’s Shameful Francophile Past Exposed As Wife Finds “Tintin In The Congo” Buried Deep In His Bookshelf
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA man who once prided himself on only watching SBS and attending French Film Festival each year has recently rushed to bury his...
‘Different Story Now Innit’ Smirks Top Boy Ange After Making Europa League Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australia's very own big dog of North London has today issued an ultimatum to the big big dogs.
Top Boy Ange has today...
Greens Supporters Not Sure If They Should Still Celebrate Two Straight White Men Losing Their Jobs
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It looks like the end of an era for the Australian Greens, after their high-tide of 2022.
Over the weekend, the party suffered a...
“Schools Are Allowing Kids To Identify As Cats” Says Woman Who Used To Run Around The Oval Like A Horse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA millennial woman who only ever gets her news from Facebook has today gone on a rant about woke culture, and how schools...
Gen X Dude Has Pair Of Jeans Worth $500 For Some Reason
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A 49-year-old agency droid from Betoota Grove has left friends and family perplexed this week after revealing he owns...
