Woman Who Gets Cosmetic Work To Look Young For Her Age Now Just Looks Like Everyone Her Age Who’s Gotten Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA local woman has found herself in a weird paradox today, after coming to the realisation that her regular anti wrinkle injections don’t...
Peter Dutton Reinvents Himself With A 6-Week Muay Thai Retreat In Phuket
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAfter having his entire self-identity shattered on election night, a lost Peter Dutton has resorted to a 6 week Muay Thai retreat in...
Last Minute Surge In Postal Votes For Independents Has The Potential To Be Very Fucking Funny
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Weeks after the 2025 Federal Election and the very careful vote-counting continues in the Liberal Party's most marginal seats.
Recent shifts in numbers suggest...
Brisbane Having Second Thoughts About Hosting Olympics After Realising It’s Gonna Clash With Ekka
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The Crisafulli Government has called an emergency cabinet meeting today, after being alerted to a catastrophic calendar clash that may get in the...
PM Respectfully Declines New Zealand’s Offer To Gift Him A $7400 Gyrocopter For His Own Personal Use
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has politely declined a generous trans-Tasman offer from the New Zealand Government to accept a...
Angus Taylor Heads Bush To Gather Some Termites For The Next Era Of Liberal Party Politics
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A new era begins for the Australian Liberal Party!
Southern NSW MP Sussan Ley has been elected as the 80-year-old political institution's first female...
Major Win For The Girlies As Sussan Ley Proves That Numerology Works
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTSussan Ley has well and truly smashed the glass ceiling this morning, as it’s announced she’ll be the Liberals first female leader in...
Sussan Ley Elected As The Scapegoat For A Decade Of Blokey Incompetence
The Liberal Party of Australia have a new leader, after a tumultuous couple of weeks in Canberra and around the country.
Sussan Ley has...
Sydney Therapists Find Themselves Learning A Lot About Wests Tigers Rugby League Club This Week
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The pathological sickness that comes with being a Wests Tigers supporter has presented itself to a number of Sydney-based therapists this week.
This comes...
Matt Canavan Proves His Commitment To Nuclear Power By Covering Face With Uranium
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTNationals Senator Matt Canavan has today reaffirmed his unwavering support for the Coalition’s nuclear energy push, by smearing what appears to be uranium...
