Sydney Boy Wedged Between Two Queensland FIFOs Has No Chance Of An Armrest
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA silent battle is playing out 20,000 feet above Brisbane today, as a Sydney man experiences what it’s like to sit...
PM Says It’s His Dream To Own A 1978 Twin-Turbo Kingswood If The Qataris Can Keep Their Eyes Peeled
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The new trend of Western leaders accepting expensive gifts from the Arab states appears to have caught they eye of Australian Prime Minister...
Next Game Wins Says Queensland
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The great state of Queensland is today licking its wounds, after a rather tough Thursday night.
Heading down to the RM capital of...
Economists Just Gonna Ignore The Fact That Inflation Went Down Without Forcing 100’s Of 1000’s People To Lose Their Jobs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The bright minds at the Reserve Bank of Australia have today confirmed to The Advocate that it's full steam ahead.
With the magic...
Greens Staffers Furious As HQ Relocates From Inner-City Melbourne To The Bogan Caliphate Of Queensland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Guttural moans could be heard echoing down the streets of Melbourne's inner-northside this week, as it became clear that the Greens Party is...
Local Childcare Really Going All Out With The Updates And Activities After Those ABC Exposés
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Local parents have noticed that they're getting more frequent and much rosier updates from their childcare provider this week....
Dad Just Automatically Assumes New Neighbour Is A Fuckwit Until Given A Reason To Think Otherwise
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local dad, Berrick Flannery (67) has enough mates.
He doesn't need any more.
He certainly doesn't think he needs to be making friends with...
Coach Who Should Just Go Home To Wife And Kids Demands Everyone Attend Pub Session
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Reserve Grade coach of the Betoota Muttaburrasaurus', Brett Simpson, has today issued a strong ultimatum.
The 8th year leader of the fabled...
Bloke Who Was Carrying On About Trump Being Anti-War A Couple Of Months Ago Pretty Quiet On $219 Billion Saudi Arms Deal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local fan of the United States President has today confirmed that he doesn't have too much to say on one of the...
Sudanese Bloke From Toowoomba Has The Same Accent As David Littleproud
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
South Sudanese-Australian, Marty Deng (27) is well aware how surprised people get when they notice that he sounds exactly the same as the...
