NSW Government Confident Sydney Trains Are Nearly Fucked Enough To Suggest Privatisation???
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The NSW Government has today quietly convened for a conversation about the capital's transport network.
With Sydney's entire train network crippled once again...
Well That Didn’t Work Out The Way You Thought It Would
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In a hilarious turn of events, former Nationals senator turned Liberal Party problem child, Jacinta Price, is now without a political home.
This comes...
Nicolette Boele Set To Win Bradfield By A Margin Thin Enough For Liberals To Blame Their Own Kids
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In by far the most humorous development in the 2025 Federal Election, it appears the the once safest seat in Australia has been...
Tamworth’s Peel River A Grower Not A Shower
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Locals in the NSW north-west have today defended the honour of their Peel River, after several visiting city types...
Pope Leo XIV Confirms He’s Considering Nawaqanitawase For Sainthood After Miracle Try Against The Dogs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The new pontiff in town has today set tongues wagging across the globe, after making a very big admission.
Pope Leo XIV has...
iPhone Decides Local Woman’s Wedding Day Is The Best Time To Remind Her Of The Sinful 2015 Contiki Trip
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTSitting in a makeup chair inside a $1500 Airbnb at 6am on a Saturday, local bride Kayla Finnegan has a bit...
‘Travel Inspo’ Just Foreign Places That Look Like Australia Did Before It Was Sterilised By A Property Bubble
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the nation's cost-of-living crisis and inflation numbers slowly come under control, it appears that anyone with a bit of cash is once...
34 Year Old Man Who Remembers 20 Years Of WWE Plotlines Says Girlfriend’s Reality Shows Are “Brain Rot”
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA 34 year old man who has followed the WWE for the last 28 years reckons his girlfriend's annoying reality TV shows are...
Report: Doctor Is Younger Than You
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTIt's reported that millennials across the nation are facing their first taste of mortality since Bindi Irwin got married, as people in ‘authority...
All Girls Sharehouse A Time Capsule Of Kmart Crockery That Was Once Trending
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In science news, an archaeologist from the University of Betoota has uncovered a fascinating find after stumbling upon a large collection...
