Woman Who Can Put A Few Away Pumps The Breaks Around Coworkers In Fear Of Judgement
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA woman who’s used to knocking back a glass of wine in fifteen minutes was forced to pump the brakes at afternoon work...
Ageing Millennial Woman Fights Urge To Chuck Up A Peace Sign Whenever A Camera Is In Front Of Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTOld habits really do die hard, as a 32 year old Betoota Heights woman, Clara Dane, still finds herself instinctively busting out the...
Griffith Just Canberra Without The Puffer Vest Wankers And Silly Light Rail
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Riverina city of Griffith has today declared itself the rightful heir to Walter Burley Griffin’s legacy, stating it...
Local Woman Now Regretting Ambitious Two Month Campaign To Get Boyfriend To Shave Off Beard
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA Betoota Heights woman is today regretting her win, after her boyfriend finally caved into her requests for a clean shaven look.
Mel Fine,...
Regional Gays Absolutely Killing It With Their Bakery-Florist-Pilates Precinct
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTNestled two hours west of Brisbane, the small regional town of Toowoogongbelah has never had much going for it. A regional dust...
Mortgage Holder Just Checking Their Bank Saw That Interest Rate Cut Haha
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man lucky enough to be indebted to tune of 20 years salary after tax, has today made sure to check in...
Faded Anti-Smoking Mural From 1994 Suggests Local High School Has Got A Few War Stories
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA faded anti-smoking mural at an inner city high school now serves as a relic of its once working class past.
Waratah Hill High,...
“Respectfully. Go And Fuck Yourselves. We Aren’t Mates, Mate…” Says Ange To English Media
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Greek-Australian man has today told the leaches in the English press to take a walk today.
Fronting the media after a...
Local Woman Sheepishly Asks Gym Trainer To Repeat Instructions After Spending The Entire Time Yapping
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA local woman has yet again failed to listen to any instructions at her group fitness class this afternoon, after spending the first...
Greek-Australian Arsenal Fan 12 Hours Away From The Biggest Moral Dilemma Of His Life
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A Greek-Australian man from the suburbs of Melbourne who's also an Arsenal fan, is only a few hours away from being confronted with...
