Gus Gould Smiling Like A Cheshire Cat Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Rugby League supremo Phil 'Gus' Gould is today feeling quite pleased with himself, it can be confirmed.
The General Manager of Football for...
Barnaby Joyce Somehow Emerges As The Voice Of Reason Within The Federal Coalition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The already peculiar state of politics in the modern world has somehow got even weirder today.
In news that has to be seen...
Victorian Government Considers Banning The Sale Of Machetes At Servos And Corner Stores
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Victorian Government is going above and beyond to rein in knife crime this week, with Premier Jacinta Allan even going as far...
Sun Yang Enters 11th Year Of Preparation For Enhanced Games
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Chinese swimmer Sun Yang has this week confirmed that he's firing on all cylinders ahead of the much hyped Enhanced Games.
Long hypothesised...
Dog That Has To Be Physically Restrained From Eating His Own Vomit Turns Nose Up At Biccies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA dog who has to be physically restrained from eating his own vomit has decided he’s not too fussed on his biccies today,...
Woman Tracking Protein Intake Has Flashbacks To Tumblr Thinspo Era
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTA local woman attempting to hit her protein goal has involuntarily been transported back to the dark aesthetic depths of 2010s Tumblr,...
Guest At Share House Gets Multiple Laughs When Asking For Knife Sharp Enough To Cut Tomato
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA guest at an inner city share house trying to cut a tomato has received a chorus of laughter when asking the seemingly...
Report Finds Every Sharehouse Looking For A New Housemate Is ‘Gorgeous and Light-Filled’
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTA damning new report has confirmed that every single sharehouse looking for a new housemate is, without exception, described as “gorgeous and...
Rural Australia’s RM Retailers And RAM Dealerships Concerned By The National MPs Taking Pay Cuts
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Premium regional retailers around the country are this week watching the news cycle with bated breath.
The puffer jackets and chino pants behind the...
10am Airbnb Check-Out Will Be Tested
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTIn a feat of awe inspiring determination, five mates staying in a coastal Airbnb this weekend attempted the nearly impossible: checking out by...
