Woman With Crippling Social Media Addiction Pats Herself On The Back For Completing A Movie
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA local woman’s social media addiction has now reached such a startling level, that she now feels accomplished when she watches a movie...
Nats Emerge From Week Of In-Fighting And Dick-Swinging To Learn Half Their Electorates Are Underwater
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
"What the fuck!" shouted Barnaby Joyce MP.
"The North Coast is flooded? 800 homes have been destroyed!? Why didn't anyone tell us about this!?"
A...
Melbourne Man Now Struggling To Maintain His Sugarcane Thanks To Allan’s Draconian Machete Ban
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Victorian Government says there will be no ifs or buts when it comes to their new state-wide machete ban, which is set...
Jetstar Pilot Lands In Launceston, Fires Up Tinder, Sighs, Then Goes To Sleep
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Jetstar pilot has gone through the motions of his layover routine in Launceston yesterday evening, landing Flight JQ715...
South Australia Hit By Dust Storms After Port Adelaide Attempts To Clean Trophy Cabinet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The great state of South Australia is today recovering from some wild storms this week.
The fancy talking Coopers drinkers across the state are...
Tech Giants Not Really Reading The Room By Constantly Unveiling Even Scarier A.I Software
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTTech leaders have continued to live up to their socially unaware stereotype as they unveiled another AI software that has once again freaked...
Briefly Famous American Prolongs Descent Into Irrelevance By Touring Australia
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTOnce again, an American that is falling out of the public eye in the US has pulled the emergency eject button to get...
Ex-KGB Agent Manages To Avoid Getting Outsmarted By 1990s American Reality TV Star
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThe world has been left stunned after a former KGB agent based in the espionage capital of the world, East Germany, has somehow...
Aspiring Homebuyers’ Increased Borrowing Power To Be Immediately Offset By Rising Property Prices
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A rapidly ageing Betoota Heights couple are today coming to terms with the catch 22 that faces them.
Beth and Brad Clyde have...
Mid 30s Woman Would Actually Prefer To Go Home Than Take Part In This Whole Encore Thing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTLocal woman Anita Wheatley, 34 has today been praised for saying out loud the one thing most gig goers over the age of...
