PM Proves Tanya Plibersek Is A Good Mate Of His By Moving Her Out Of Environment Before Expanding The North West Shelf
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has quashed weeks of speculation about a strained relationship with Tanya Plibersek, confirming that the...
NSW Politely Asks: “Where’s Ya Queensland Spirit Now Ya Dumb Pricks?”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The State of NSW has today launched enquiries as to the whereabouts of a notable rugby league phenomena.
Just hours after a historic win...
Queensland Woman Happy To Cheer For Her Home State Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA local woman is relieved that she’s finally able to cheer for a Queenslander again as the State of Origin kicks off tonight,...
NSW Blues Nail Their Target Audience With The Exciting Launch Of Origin-Themed Labubus
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In news south of the Tweed, the NSW Blues have sent their fans into a frenzy this week with the launch...
Sydney Man In Awe Of Stadium Precinct With Great Pubs, Multiple Forms Of Transport, Electric Atmosphere
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
As Ryan Buderus-Hodgson sips a mouthful of a mid-strength beer at the Caxton Hotel, a thought dawns upon him; Queenslanders just...
Bahahaha: NSW Think They Are Going To Win Origin Because ‘They Have The Best Team On Paper’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It's been said before and we'll say it again.
New South Wales just don't get Origin.
For the last two weeks, the Sydney-based cartel...
C3-PO Looks On Proudly As Two Graduates Of Their Media Training School Hit The Big Leagues
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Popular Star Wars character and queer robot identity C3-PO has revealed his pride today at two recent graduates of...
Bruschetta A Bigger Waste Of Money Than The Government’s Infamous CovidSafe App
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A landmark study by the Royal Betoota Society For Good Taste has today confirmed that the appetiser known as Bruschetta - is actually...
Group Of Drunken Young Blokes Once Again Debating The Biggest Animal They Could Take In A Fight
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA group of blokes have once again found themselves having an in-depth conversation about the biggest animal they think they could take in...
Local Woman Avoids Ever Being A Designated Driver By Simply Never Getting Her Licence
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTIn some lighter news, a passenger princess has today revealed that not having a driver’s licence actually comes with quite a lot of...
