Local Woo Girl Adopts A Cattle Dog To Help Herd Drunks Mates From Pre’s To The Club
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTAfter years of trying to herd her drunk mates through the logistical war zone between pres and the club, local woo girl...
Labor Address Concerns Over Rapid Gas Drilling Expansions: “They’ll Do A Welcome To Country First”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The newly sworn-in majority Labor government has this week begun the juggle that will define their next term in government.
In their successful efforts...
Queenslander Wakes Up In A Cold Sweat Thinking About Spencer Getting The Ball Off The Back Fence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Morningside man has today trudged into work after a rather rough night.
With a record low sleep score and his body...
Local Woman Goes Into A Sensory Meltdown As Mate’s Dog Insists On Loudly Licking Himself Next To Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A woman has this week had a bit of a sensory meltdown at a mate’s house, after his dog thoughtfully decided to sit...
6 Ways Western Countries Can Boost Low Fertility Rates Without Tackling The Actual Cost-Of-Living Issue
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT1. Return Children To The Mines
Aside from climate change, the housing crisis, and the state of the world in general, one of the...
NSW Man Genuinely Hoping Queensland Can Turn Things Around, For The Good Of The Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Wollongong man has spoken to The Advocate about his emotional state following State of Origin last night.
Ousley Tarrawanna explained to...
Local Empath Begins Plotting Ways To Free The Robot Waiter At CBD Dumpling Place
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local empath girl is currently plotting to help liberate a robot waiter at a CBD dumpling spot from the shackles of enslavement.
Lucy...
NSW Blues Once Again Falling Victim To Queensland’s Psychological Warfare After Game 1 Sugar Hit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The rare victory at Brisbane's Suncorp Stadium appears to have gone straight to the heads of both the NSW Blues squad and their...
ASIO Warns Radical Boomers May Descend Into Domestic Terrorist Attacks Due To New $3m Super Tax
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The head of the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) has today gone on record to warn the country about the potential threat of a...
Man Using Everyday Debit Card Overseas OK With Getting Fleeced
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTAs Australians flock overseas to escape the cold this winter, one Betoota local is proudly sticking it to himself by using his everyday...
