“Don’t Worry The X-ray Is Perfectly Safe” Says Dentist Before Usain Bolting Out Of The Room
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA woman who finally got her vastly overdue checkup and clean was left feeling a little concerned this morning, after her dentist ran...
American Beef Is Not “Banned” In Australia, We Just Don’t Buy It Because “It’s Dogshit”
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The Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade (DFAT) has confirmed US beef products are not banned in Australia, provided...
LA Protests Come To A Standstill After Kendall Jenner Hands A Can Of Pepsi To ICE Agent
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTPEPSI FOR YOUR ICE?: In some much needed good news, it can be reported that the Los Angeles protests have finally come to...
Leaked McLaren Race Plan Suggests Oscar Piastri Will Try To Win Upcoming Canadian GP
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A confidential document leaked from McLaren's UK headquarters has revealed that Oscar Piastri is expected to attempt to win...
Hospo Employee With A 1998 Barina Worth Of Super Weirdly Not Too Worried About New Tax Changes
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A local French Quarter woman by the name of Maixine Wilson has today explained to The Advocate why she's not worried about all...
Aussie Influencer In LA Not Going To Let Violent Martial Law Ruin Her Trip
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA determined young Australian in LA has continued to ignore the downfall of American civil liberties in an attempt to sustain their curated...
Popular New Byron Bay Childcare Centre Boasts All Beige Aesthetic For Influencer’s Kids
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA Sydney entrepreneur has come up with a genius new business model to cater to influencers, with the new launch of ‘Truly Blessed’,...
Spectacularly Imploding Country Finds Time To Have A Crack At Australia For Sanctions On Israel
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The incredibly United States of America have today taken time out of their busy day, to fire a metaphorical shot at one of...
‘America Is Just Like Idiocracy’ Says Woman Forgetting That President Camacho Was Actually A Pretty Good Leader
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTIT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES: A woman who recently rewatched Idiocracy has been left feeling deeply unsettled by just how accurate the 2005 cult comedy’s...
Baby Waits Until Change Is Fully Complete Before Unleashing Giant Shit In Fresh Nappy
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A local four and a half month old has taken the piss this morning, it can be confirmed.
Brixxley Angus from the town's...
