ABC Joins 10 In Axing Their Once-Popular Current Affairs Show That Nobody Really Watches Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The ABC has confirmed it will cease production of its long-running panel program Q+A, following a similar move by...
Channel 10 To Replace The Project With Re-Runs of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos
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The Channel that prides itself on its efforts to talk to young Australians has today announced a big shiny new show.
"Yeah, we are...
Parent’s Eyes Glaze Over As Childfree Daughter Shares Non-Procreation Related Achievements
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA woman who’s never wanted kids has come to a sobering realisation this week: her once supportive parents might not actually support her...
Absolute Dipstick Selling A BBQ On Marketplace That’s Not Even Clean AND He Wants $150
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
An old fool from Betoota Heights has thrown a fucked barbecue up on Marketplace for $150. The barbecue is...
Postie Busted After Dropping His Stash Of Pre-Written “Sorry We Missed You” Cards
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local-postie has been caught red handed with a deck of pre-filled "Sorry We Missed You" cards earlier today.The incident occurred when Josh...
Scott Morrison Awarded 5 Order Of Australias For Each Of His Stolen Ministries During Covid
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is today basking in the glow of the country's highest honour.
The man who steadfastly steered us through...
Noted Arms Smuggler Greta Thunberg Intercepted Bringing Rocket Launchers Into Gaza, Says Israel
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The nation of Israel has continued to shore up it's popular standing amongst the global community, by apprehending a global terror supplier and...
American Embassy Defends Reporter Being Shot: “It’s An Authentic American Experience”
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The American Embassy has today taken a quick minute to hose down some serious concerns from one of its most loyal allies.
In...
Indiscriminately Firing Upon Journalists From Ally Nations Not Usually A Sign Of A Healthy Democracy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTIn a diplomatic misdemeanour that probably hasn’t ever happened outside of the confusing jungles of Vietnam, the US Government has today engaged in...
Clearly Broken Vacuum Makes Enough Noise For Husband To Experience Placebo
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA broken vacuum cleaner that's practically exhaling dust, has made enough of a physiological difference for a local man to think he's doing...
