Homebuyers Pay Overs On Proper Shitbox They Don’t Even Like Just So They Can Delete These Evil Fucking Apps Off Their Phone
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A young couple from Betoota's burgeoning fringe has today ended an 18-month campaign of open homes, fake auctions and...
Y2K Revival Trend Going A Little Overboard With Claims Of Middle Eastern Country Harbouring “WMDs”
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High ranking Iranian officials have criticised the West's commitment to the "Y2K" revival trend as America inches itself closer and closer towards being...
“Yer All Good Thanks Don I Guess I’ll Go Fuck Myself” Says Albo After Being Stood Up By Trump At G7
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The Prime Minister of Australia has today confirmed that he's considering his stance on dates, after being stood up for a hot one....
Dumb Ass JPEG Video From Early 2000s Now Looking More And More Realistic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTFIRE ZE MISSILES! A popular JPEG video from the early 2000s has proven to have a pretty accurate depiction of the end of...
Last Aussie Team In Super Rugby Strategically Lose To Allow Extra Preparation For Lions Tour
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The ACT Brumbies have been praised for taking one for the nation this weekend.
With a potential Super Rugby Grand Final on the...
Oh No: Friend Who Always Agrees With You Not Agreeing With You This Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTIn some heartbreaking news that’s bound to forever change the trajectory of your friendship, a mate who usually agrees with everything you say...
Bloke That Thought Trump Was The Anti-War President Also Shocked To Learn That Stripper Doesn’t Actually Love Him
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local bloke who’s spent the past few years passionately explaining to friends and family that Trump is actually the world peace candidate...
Sport That Took 100 Years to Clamp Down On Shoulder Charges Suspends Game Over Some Pussy Ass Lightning
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A league historically famous for not caring about its players has this weekend bemused its fans.
The National Rugby League called things to...
Man Chuckles At Ad-Free Site Which Is The Source Of All His Knowledge Asking Him For $2
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local man has scoffed at the audacity of a website that’s provided him with nearly all his knowledge—without ever showing him a...
Rogue Stall Outside Of Uni Offering Paintball Experience Yet To Convince Anyone To Sign Up
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA rogue market stall outside a Uni that has been handing out brochures that offer an action packed paintball experience for the last...
