Rise Of Rampant Fascism Worldwide Gives Bloke An Excuse To Revisit The Classics
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTTHEY'RE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON, FOR YOU AND ME TO LIVE IN! If there’s one good thing to come from the rampant fascism...
Chris Luxon Makes NZ’s Voice Heard At G195 Summit By Telling Trump “You’ve Really Kicked Up A Din Here, Bro”
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New Zealand Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has made his debut at the G195 this week, a newly formed diplomatic...
Local Woman Defends Herself Against Burglar With Day Old Sourdough Loaf
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA French Quarter woman has revealed how she knocked out a home intruder, using a rather unconventional weapon found in the kitchen.
Elsa Phipps,...
Coles And Woolies Sadly Have No Option But To Increase Prices Due To Ongoing Conflict In Middle East
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTAustralians can expect grocery prices to surge next week, as the nation’s supermarket duopoly, Woolworths and Coles, have both released statements citing the...
AFL Community Now Following Origin Drama After Learning Grub = Flog
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The AFL community's ironclad opinion that the NRL's State of Origin is a foreign, grotesque sideshow in the nation's...
“Fuck Up Sharon” Says Queensland
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Maroons coach Billy Slater has found the nerve that he needs to press in the lead up to tonight's must-win State Of Origin...
Man Who Promised To Drain The Swamp Now Upholding Proud US Presidential Tradition Of Starting Wars
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The man who stormed back into the US presidency on the back of promises like ending America's involvements in overseas wars, has gotten...
Sussan Ley Says Anthony Albanese Should Have Added Extra Letters To His Name To Get Meeting With Trump
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's Opposition Leader has gone BANG on the Prime Minister today.
Following the national embarrassment that was the US President bailing on...
Royal Commission Called Into How We As A Nation Just Lost 4 Hours Of Rage On A Saturday Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the world stares down the final instalment of the World War Trilogy, decisions makers on home soil have decided to get the...
QLD Footy Ovals Inundated With 30-Something Blokes Inspired By Kurt Mann’s Fairytale Origin Debut
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The dream of one day playing Origin football has been resuscitated for hundreds of thousands of ageing millennial men right across the Sunshine...
