Windscreen Repair Business Has A Better Spread Of Free Snacks Than The Qantas Lounge
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An impoverished student is praising the services of a windscreen repair business today after managing to load up on a free...
Rental Agent Who’s Quick To Chase Up Money Taking A Month To Email Back About Maintenance Repairs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactResidents at a slightly dilapidated share house in Betoota Heights are quickly learning that their rental agent isn’t that quick to answer about...
Sky News Frantically Send Journalist Out To Ask Anthony Albanese The Population Of Iran
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australia's flagship journalistic organisation is today going all out to keep the bastards honest.
After a big day of reporting on Iran's horrific...
Nonna Of Twink Grandson So Glad To Hear ‘He Ate’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact"PURR, I ATE 💅": A nonna who’s spent the past year fretting about her grandson's nutrition intake has finally received the reassurance she’s...
Dad’s Solution To Middle Eastern Conflict Probably Shouldn’t Leave The Kitchen Table
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights-based landscape gardener has today offered what he believes to be a pragmatic solution to the current geopolitical conflicts taking place...
Gen-Z’s Mental Health Surprisingly Much Better After Replacing iPhone She Stares Into For 7 Hours A Day With A 3310
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local 20-something has this week realised that she actually feels much better when she isn't spending the best part of each day...
EV Transition Struggling As New Dealerships Yet To Discover The Power Of Inflatable Tube Men
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIt's being reported that local electronic vehicle dealerships are struggling with business because they are yet to utilise a secret weapon - the...
Local Man Wishes Trump Would Hurry Up And Decide If He Wants To Start A Nuclear War Or Not Because If So, He Won’t Pay Rent This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter man with rent due today is annoyed with the current state of the world.
With the threat...
Real Estate Websites Now Forcing Applicants To Contact Agent To Unlock Photos And Location Of Property
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPurchasing a property is set to become an even more difficult and frustrating experience for the average Aussie, as real estate websites now...
Northland Shopping Centre Really Having A Rough Trot The Poor Buggers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A popular shopping centre in a seemingly normal middle class Melbourne suburb has really been copping it lately.
Whether it's machetes, neo-nazis, or car...
