Woman Down On Her Arse Financially Lets Out Groan After Being Invited To A Set Menu Birthday Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A woman who’s been struggling to keep on top of her bills has set out a small wail this morning, after one of...
Australian Physios Prepare For A Spike In Business Ahead Of Back-To-Back AC/DC And Metallica Tours
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTAussie rock legends AC/DC have just announced they’ll be touring their homeland for the first time in ten years this November and December,...
Local Dad Buys A Leaf Blower For No Reason Other Than To Escalate Already Tense Relationship With Fuckwit Neighbour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Betoota Heights father of 3 is rapidly escalating a regional conflict today.
Henry Brayshaw from Smith Street (the nicest part of...
“Feels Good To Be Back” Says America
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The home of the brave and the land of the military industrial complex is today kicking back and contentedly sighing.
This comes after...
World War 3 Puts A Bit Of Extra Sting On A Winter Monday Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia is today battling through another Monday morning.
However, this Monday Morning has an extra bit on it.
"Yeah it's...
Anti-War President Ends America’s “Forever Wars” By Bombing A New Country
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The 'Greatest Country on Earth' has lived up to its name once again today, by bombing another sovereign nation in an open declaration...
Greek Man Takes First Step Towards Pappouhood After Eating Apple With A Knife For The First Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA 39 year old Greek-Australian man has taken the first step into "pappouhood" after deciding to eat an apple by cutting it in...
Brisbane Locals Actually Keen On Gabba Redevelopment After Being Promised Blonde Brick Unit Blocks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The roaring binfire that has become the Queensland Government's 2032 Olympics preparations has somehow resulted in the demolition of a heritage-listed cricket stadium,...
Crawl To Payday Inspires Local Millennial To Spend Weekend With Her Parents
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local millennial has been forced to make the pilgrimage home this weekend after struggling to make it through to the...
Woman With Sore Tummy Issues Concedes Carbonara And Garlic Bread Was Totally Worth The Pain
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A prominent lactose avoider is in a world of trouble today as she faces the consequences of making the wrong choice...
